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- For financial reasons, I will be passing away.
- Winter. You get up, drink coffee and then it gets dark.
- Babe, are you ok? You’ve barely talked about the horrors of being alive.
- Presumably, if you had a time machine, you could just kill young adult Hitler. The baby part seems gratuitous.
- New challenge called “don’t say ‘wow it’s already dark by five these days’ for the rest of winter”
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- At my funeral, take the bouquet off my casket and throw it in the crowd to see who next.
- I heard a mouse yesterday. So now I loudly announce myself whenever I enter a dark room. In case you’re wondering how brave I am.
- I bought my antidepressants off of Temu and now I glow in the dark.
- Everyone’s “the nicest guy ever” until the cops are in their backyard digging up several bodies.
- It’s a good thing Titanic is only a movie. A lot of people would’ve died.
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