68 Funny dark humor quotes

• All I think about is death and sex.

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• And for my next trick, I’ll set your soul on fire.

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  2 months ago

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• What doesn’t kill you gives you a twisted, dark sense of humor.

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  2 months ago

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• Breaking news: Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake.

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• The only way three people can keep a secret is if two of them are dead.

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• I’m just here trying to spread a little joy while the world burns. Is that so wrong?

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  2 months ago

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• 80 years from now, this comment section will be full of dead people. Write anything you want.

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  2 months ago

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• Which wine pairs best with WWIII?

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• Wanna perform obscene blood rituals under the full moon, or nah?

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• If I’m ever on life support, unplug me, then plug me back in. See if that works.

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