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6 months ago
Share →: A garlic a day keeps people away.

Commentary:
"Who needs a personal bubble when you have garlic breath? 😂🧄 Don't worry about personal space, just focus on your garlic space! 💨 #GarlicDefense"
6 months ago
Share →: Good morning to everyone except people that talk to the cashier about their entire day.

Commentary:
"Good morning to everyone except for the monologuing customers turning the supermarket checkout into their personal podcast studio. 🤐🎤 #CashierIsNotYourTherapist"
6 months ago
Share →: Imagine if social media closed every day at 6pm like a shop.

Commentary:
"Can you imagine the chaos if social media closed every day at 6pm? 🕕😱 The internet would go into meltdown faster than you can say 'refresh'! 🔄💥 It might just be the only thing that unites the world in collective panic. 🌍📱 #AfterHoursScrolling"
6 months ago
Share →: Welcome to your 40s, the best part of your day is now the heated seats in your car after a long day.

Commentary:
Ah, the joys of adulting in your 40s! 🚗💺 Who needs thrill rides when the highlight of your day is feeling that toasty warmth on your backside as you sink into your car's heated seats? 🌟 Here's to finding comfort in the little things as we navigate through this thing called life! 🙌 #40sPerks #SeatWarmerLuxe
6 months ago
Share →: Closing down one work tab every day until Christmas like a reverse advent calendar.

Commentary:
"Ah, the modern-day struggle of counting down to Christmas not with sweet treats, but with closed work tabs! 🎄💻 Who knew our digital lives could serve as a quirky advent calendar alternative? Just make sure not to accidentally close the wrong tab and lose all that hard-earned progress! 😅 #TechSavvyCelebrations"
6 months ago
Share →: They should invent a day where you aren’t tired.

Commentary:
"Imagine a day where you're as energetic as a puppy with a bottomless supply of coffee! ☕️🐶 Perpetual motion, no yawns allowed! Who's in for a 'No-Tiredness Day' movement? 💪😆 #BringOnTheZapGuns"
6 months ago
Share →: Breakfast is the most important beer of the day.

Commentary:
"Who needs cereal when you can have a nice cold brew to start your day? 🍺 Forget orange juice, I'll take a pint of beer, please! 🍻 Just remember, it's all about balance – maybe save the whiskey for lunchtime. 😉"
6 months ago
Share →: Another fine day ruined by waking up.

Commentary:
Looks like someone hit the snooze button on life 😴☀️ Don't worry, maybe tomorrow will actually be a fine day… or not! 😉 #MorningsAreHard
6 months ago
Share →: Friday the 13th used to mean something. Now every day is awful.

Commentary:
"Friday the 13th used to bring the chills, but now it's just another day cursed with bad luck! 😱🔮 Who stole the spooky magic from the calendar? 📆#EverydayIsFridaythe13thNow"
6 months ago
Share →: My burning question is who thought a two day weekend would suffice the human body.

Commentary:
"Whoever thought a two-day weekend was enough clearly missed the memo on the infinite possibilities of naps and Netflix binges 🛌📺 Don't worry, we've got your back – let's start a petition for a seven-day weekend! 🙌😂"