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6 months ago
Share →: Probably the most humiliating thing that can happen when you die is that you come back as a fitted-sheet ghost.

Commentary:
"Imagine haunting people for eternity looking all creased and trying to straighten yourself out… 👻🛏️ Talk about a boo-humbug situation! Just ghostly things, I guess! 😂"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m not going to die because of an accident. Nor because of an illness. But from small talk. Someone will say one boring sentence too many and I’ll drop dead.

Commentary:
"Watch out for those lethal small talk conversations! 💬😵 Stay safe out there, folks – one boring sentence could be your downfall 💀😂"
6 months ago
Share →: I hate it when my AirPods die instead of me.

Commentary:
"Guess even your AirPods can't handle your vibrant energy! ⚡️ It's all fun and games until they run out of juice before you do! 🔋😆"
6 months ago
Share →: I probably never die because I don’t finish anything without a specific deadline.

Commentary:
"Seems like procrastination is the key to immortality!⏳😂 Who knew deadlines were actually the secret to everlasting life?⏱️💀 #ForeverProcrastinating"
6 months ago
Share →: How do I tell someone respectfully to die in a fire?

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle of wanting to convey a fiery sentiment without actually setting anything ablaze 🔥. Maybe just politely suggest they take a long stroll in a lava pit? 🚶‍♂️🌋"
6 months ago
Share →: When I was a kid there were two sure ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

Commentary:
Ah, the good old days when the struggle for survival was real: navigating through childhood without tempting fate by uttering the forbidden words to your parents! 🙊😂 It's a dangerous world out there for rebellious kiddos, where natural causes might seem like the safer option. Just remember, it's all fun and games until you sass your mom and somehow end up grounded till eternity! 🚫⚰️😜
6 months ago
Share →: I hope I don’t die of something stupid like old age, I want a piano to fall on my head.

Commentary:
"Who wants to go out with a bang when you can go out with a grand piano solo 🎹 CRASH landing? Watch out composers, this person is aiming for a smashing finale! 💥😆"
6 months ago
Share →: Being friends with introverts is hard sometimes. Did they die? Are they just recharging? Are they Batman now? The suspense is killing me.

Commentary:
"Trying to keep up with introverts is like playing a real-life game of Clue: is it Professor Plum in the library with a book, or Miss Scarlet in the study with a cozy blanket? 🦸‍♂️💤 The mystery deepens when they resurface as Batman, ready to save the day (or just have a quiet night in)."
6 months ago
Share →: Don’t let me drive if you’re gonna scream every time we almost die.

Commentary:
"Warning: Riding with me may include heart-stopping moments and potential near-death experiences 🚗💨 Please keep all screams and panic attacks to a minimum for a smoother journey. Safety not guaranteed, but entertainment is!"
6 months ago
Share →: If you’re cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and continue to participate in family game night.

Commentary:
"Who knew family game night could get so 'heated'?! 🔥♟️ Imagine the suspense as grandma's turn approaches, and everyone is anxiously waiting for her to make her move… literally! ⏳😄 Don't worry about 'running out of time' to spend with loved ones, just flip the hourglass! 🕰️🎲"