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Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

Shoutout to everyone pretending to have it together. Same.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

Stop checking up on your friends, and check up on me.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has downloaded:

Stranger: Your children are angels. Me: So was the devil.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

If you ever have a crush on someone and want it to end, listen to a podcast they are on.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

Please pray for our son, who had to unload the dishwasher when “he just did this yesterday, and he’s tired.”

Someone from 🇷🇺 has viewed:

Good news: I set an all time high today! Bad news: It’s my cholesterol.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has downloaded:

A month in Italy has halved my will to work and doubled my desire for money.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has downloaded:

Do not take me to an escape room. I was a c-section. Someone is gonna have to come get me.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has downloaded:

IKEA products should be cheaper, I’m doing all the work here. It’s like ordering takeout food and still having to cook it when it arrives.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

Work from home is all fun and games until you lose grip on reality.

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Making waves on Reddit:

Just saw a bird run across the street if you were wondering if anyone else is wasting their gifts.

Shared recently on Slack:

It is very hard to set aside the time to do your taxes when you are really busy doing other things like eating a snack or looking around the room.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Until further notice the days of the week are now called thisday, thatday, otherday, someday, yesterday, today and nextday!

Spotted on Telegram:

When planning dinner, remember that ice-cream has both calcium and protein.

Spotted on X:

So. Fed the laundry and washed the cat. Showered the garbage and disposed of myself. Was there anything else?

Broadcasted on Telegram:

The world would be a better place if mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

I will never understand people’s fascination with their ancestry, isn’t knowing your current family bad enough.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Being weird never goes out of style.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I toss and turn in bed all night like a beautiful rotisserie chicken.

Trending via WeChat:

Kind of rude you didn’t wake me up before you went went.

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Funny different quotes are the perfect sprinkle of humor to brighten your day 🌟😂! With their unexpected twists and clever wordplay, they keep you laughing and thinking at the same time 🤔🤣. Whether you’re sharing a laugh with friends or just need a quick giggle, these quirky gems offer a delightful escape from the ordinary. Dive into a world of witty words and let the good times roll 🎉🌀!

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Share →: If social media has taught me anything, it’s that we are all crazy in a different way.

Commentary:
Social media: where everyone's unique flavor of crazy gets a profile pic 🍿😂 #CrazyClub
3 days ago
Share →: I think the Discovery Channel should be on a different channel every day.

Commentary:
That's one way to keep us practicing our discovery skills! 📺🔍🤣
3 days ago
Share →: Can’t stand when I’m determined to see something in a negative light, and somebody offers a different, healthier perspective. I already made up my mind to be upset. Don’t be rude.

Commentary:
Well, how dare they serve me a reality check when I already ordered a full course of drama! 🍽️😤📦
4 days ago
Share →: My children are very helpful. For example, when I ask them to do something, they suggest a different child that could do it instead.

Commentary:
Sounds like a game of "tag, you're it!" but with chores 😂🧹 #ParentingHacks
4 days ago
Share →: I wait all week for the weekend just to aggressively do nothing in five different outfits.

Commentary:
Sounds like my weekend agenda is fashionably on point: mastering the art of 'couch couture'! 😎👗🛋️
6 days ago
Share →: The man who invented the Ferris wheel never met the man who invented the merry-go-round. They traveled in different circles.

Commentary:
Sounds like they just kept going round in circles! 🎡🎠😂
2 weeks ago
Share →: Accidentally clicked a post about UFOs, and now my Facebook algorithm thinks I’m a much different person.

Commentary:
Looks like I've boarded the alien express and Facebook's driving the spaceship! 👽🚀
2 weeks ago
Share →: Deleting the paragraph you wrote and texting back “ok” is a different type of self-control.

Commentary:
Proof that sometimes less is more… especially when avoiding a novel! 😂📜✂️
2 weeks ago
Share →: People who listen to their sad playlist when they’re happy are a different breed of unstable.

Commentary:
Adding some extra seasoning to their happiness with a sprinkle of tears 😂🎶💦
2 weeks ago
Share →: Buying books and reading them are actually two entirely different hobbies.

Commentary:
When you realize your bookshelf has more TBR than books you've actually read 📚🤔 #BookCollectorInDisguise

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇹 has copied:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but I think people who say ‘I don’t know who needs to hear this’ know exactly who needed to hear it.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

My body snaps, crackles, and pops louder than my cereal.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

I accidentally said “large” instead of “venti” at Starbucks and now the cops are here.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has bookmarked:

Just walked by an empath and his head exploded.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

I should have peed before I left, and other things I’ll never learn: A memoir

Someone from 🇹🇱 has viewed:

I love being single because how could I explain a 2 p.m. – 5 p.m. nap on a Saturday.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has copied:

I’d pretend to care about football for you.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

Now that I’m in my mid-forties, I think I’ll take up parkour.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has viewed:

Welcome to Twitter, where everyone is an expert on everything.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has viewed:

Tell me I’d look good in a potato sack or lose me forever.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Twitch:

Journaling was the most useless thing l ever attempted. Not only am I still suffering but now there’s evidence.

Live now on Snapchat:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need anything from Amazon today.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Girls really only want one simple thing; and that one thing is all of your attention.

Just landed via Reddit:

The house from Hansel and Gretel but made out of tacos.

Spotted on TikTok:

You can always tell when a man is dating someone new. Why you going to the aquarium and the museum?

Broadcasted on Telegram:

I thought there was a spider on the rug but it was just yarn. It’s dead yarn now though.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

You just can’t live a full life on an empty stomach.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

The biggest first-world problem is having your favorite makeup product be discontinued.

Just shared via Reddit:

The worst part about being drunk and seeing double is when you realize it’s just one slice of pizza.

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