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My nutritionist told me wine doesn’t count as a fruit source so now I need to find a different nutritionist.
2 months ago
My wife bought new towels and they’re different colors, so I know the entire color scheme of my house is about to change.
3 months ago
They say every snowflake is different, as if someone actually checked them.
3 months ago
Well, well, well, if it isn’t the same bill I couldn’t afford to pay in a different color.
3 months ago
Sleeping nakey nakey nakey just in case Santa wants a different type of cookie tonight.
3 months ago
Losing jewelry is a different type of hurt.
3 months ago
A middle finger hits different when your nails are done.
3 months ago
Being excited to get in bed is a different level of adulting.
3 months ago
Getting excited to go to bed is a different level of adulting.
3 months ago
I love asking 5 different people for advice then doing what I want.
3 months ago
An Advent Calendar for adults but behind every door is a different kind of anxiety medication.
3 months ago
RIP to everyone killed by the Gods for their hubris, but I’m different. And better. Maybe even better than the Gods.
3 months ago
Willem Dafoe gets to be in two different Nosferatu movies, whereas the average person doesn’t even get to be in one.
3 months ago
Friendly reminder that someone having a different opinion about a movie than you is a direct attack on you as a person and you should take it very personally.
3 months ago
Men, it’s really simple. We want everything, but nothing, at the same time or different times, sometimes but not always.
3 months ago
Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside?
3 months ago
Why do my fully charged AirPods deplete at different rates? Do I listen harder out of one ear?
3 months ago
I remember when asking someone if they were on X meant something completely different.
3 months ago
I love when the restaurant bathroom has different music playing than the restaurant. It’s like I’m going to Club Pee Pee.
3 months ago
There used to be many different names for the childhood game of knocking on doors and running away. But these days, it’s simply referred to as ‘being an Amazon driver’.
3 months ago
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