82 Funny different quotes

• My handwriting got like five different fonts, depends on my mood and the pen I’m using.

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  5 hours ago

  depends, different, five, font, fonts, got, handwriting, mood, pen, style, using, writing, writing style

• If anyone needs me, I’ll be in a different realm.

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  11 hours ago

  anyone, different, different realm, escape, fantasy, humor, introvert, joke, me, needs, realm, social, social withdrawal, withdrawal

• Men be like, “You’ve been different ever since I disrespected you.”

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  13 hours ago

  attitude, behavior, different, disrespect, ever, i, men, relationship

• The way I see it, eating chips while I wait for my pizza to arrive is no different than ordering a starter in a restaurant.

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  16 hours ago

  chip, chips, different, eating, food, humor, i, pizza, restaurant, snack, starter, wait, waiting, while

• 70% of marriage is yelling “What” from a different room.

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  18 hours ago

  communication, couple, different, home, humor, marriage, relationship, room, yelling

• There are people who have a favourite colour, and there are people whose favourite colour is purple. These are very different things. Purple fans are different creatures.

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  1 day ago

  colour, creatures, difference, different, fan, fans, favourite, favourite colour, humour, people, personality, purple, purple fan, things

• My girlfriend? You wouldn’t know her, she’s in a different data center.

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  1 day ago

  center, data, data center, different, girlfriend, humor, joke, know, relationship, tech, tech joke

• Vacations are expensive, but how else could you put a price tag on your kids being ungrateful in a different city.

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  1 day ago

  being, city, different, else, expense, expensive, family, humor, kid, kids, parenting, price, price tag, put, tag, travel, ungrateful, vacation

• Had the bed all to myself last night, so you know what that means… I slept in a slightly different spot, and now my neck feels weird.

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  1 day ago

  alone, bed, different, discomfort, feels, i, know, last, means, myself, neck, neck pain, night, pain, sleep, spot, weird

• Naps hit different when you’re using them to avoid being alive.

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  5 days ago

  alive, avoid, being, different, existentialism, hit, humor, life, nap, naps, procrastination, sarcasm, sleep, using

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