77 Funny different quotes

• I swear every time I look up from my phone, it’s a different holiday.

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  1 week ago

  different, distraction, every, holiday, humor, i, observation, phone, swear, technology, time

• I love that the entire economy is just different types of scams now.

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  3 weeks ago

  different, economy, finance, humor, i, joke, just, love, sarcasm, scam, scams, types

• Twitter hits different, cause it’s like the only social media app you can use effectively while playing music.

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  4 weeks ago

  app, cause, different, media, multitasking, music, only, playing, social, social media, Twitter, while

• Losing a white tee to a stain is a different kind of grief.

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  1 month ago

  clothing, different, frustration, grief, humor, kind, laundry, losing, stain, tee, white, white tee

• Is it just me, or were we promised a totally different frog-to-prince ratio?

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  2 months ago

  different, expectation, fairy, fairy tale, frog, humor, just, me, prince, promise, ratio, tale

• If social media has taught me anything, it’s that we are all crazy in a different way.

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  2 months ago

  anything, crazy, different, human, human nature, humor, me, media, nature, personality, social, social media, taught

• I think the Discovery Channel should be on a different channel every day.

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  2 months ago

  channel, day, different, discovery, Discovery Channel, entertainment, every, humor, i, media, should, television, think, TV

• Can’t stand when I’m determined to see something in a negative light, and somebody offers a different, healthier perspective. I already made up my mind to be upset. Don’t be rude.

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  2 months ago

  attitude, determination, different, frustration, humor, i, light, mind, mindset, mood, negative, negativity, perspective, rude, sarcasm, somebody, something, stand, upset

• My children are very helpful. For example, when I ask them to do something, they suggest a different child that could do it instead.

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  2 months ago

  ask, child, children, delegation, different, example, helpful, helpfulness, humor, i, parenting, something

• I wait all week for the weekend just to aggressively do nothing in five different outfits.

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  2 months ago

  different, doing, doing nothing, fashion, five, humor, i, just, nothing, outfit, outfits, procrastination, relaxation, wait, waiting, week, weekend

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