20 Funny dress quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: This going into the office stuff blows. Like, I seriously have to wear clothes now.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew adulthood would involve so much effort? I miss the good ol' days of pajamas and cereal for breakfast. Now it's all 'business casual' and 'responsibilities'. Can we just go back to a time when pants were optional?"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: They say dress for the job you want, but this baby diaper isn’t very comfortable.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew climbing the career ladder could involve so many unexpected hurdles, like uncomfortable baby diapers? 🧐💼 Don't worry, just keep your head high and your diaper higher! 😆👶 #CareerGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My ex had this fetish where he would dress up in his own clothes and act like an idiot.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like he had a one-of-a-kind cosplay going on there 🤪👕 No need for a costume party when you can just be yourself, right? 😂 #UniqueFashionChoices

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When they dress up really nice, but all you can think about is the thrill of taking it off.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle between appreciating the fancy attire and eagerly awaiting its swift removal 🤭💃🚀 #FashionVsDesire"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: They say dress for the job you want, so I walk around dressed like Darth Vader.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone is aiming for a position on the Dark Side of the boardroom! 💼🌌 May the force be strong with this one… or at least the espresso! ☕️😄 #DressedForSuccess"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Dress for the demons you want, not the demons you have.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs guardian angels when you've got killer style to chase away those funky demons? 😈👠 Don't let negativity cramp your fashion game – slay those demons with a killer outfit instead! 💃🔥 #FashionExorcism 😏"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have” is all well and good until you’re rocking a tutu.

  Commentary:
  "Dress for the job you want, they said. But nobody warned me about the tutu requirement! 🩰 Guess I'm aiming for Principal Ballerina now? 💃 #CareerGoalsGoneWrong"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t need the web for attention, I jog in a wedding dress.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs social media for views when you can flaunt your running skills in a wedding dress? 👰🏃‍♂️ Forget about viral videos, this bride is all about going the extra mile – quite literally! 💪😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Those who still fit in their wedding dresses years later haven’t been making enough effort eating.

  Commentary:
  "Those who can still squeeze into their wedding dresses years later must have missed the memo about enjoying a good meal 🍔🍰🍕. Let's be real, life is too short for skinny jeans and small portions! #EatAndBeMerry"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you think you’re going to be in a dangerous situation, dress accordingly. Don’t wear flip-flops to a bank robbery, for example.

  Commentary:
  "Solid advice! You don't want to be caught trying to make a quick getaway in slippery flip-flops 🩴 when the bank teller asks for your shoe size instead of your account number. Safety first, fashion second! 💰🏃‍♂️💃"

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