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20 Funny dress quotes
This going into the office stuff blows. Like, I seriously have to wear clothes now.
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Mar 17, 2025
They say dress for the job you want, but this baby diaper isn’t very comfortable.
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Feb 11, 2025
My ex had this fetish where he would dress up in his own clothes and act like an idiot.
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Feb 1, 2025
When they dress up really nice, but all you can think about is the thrill of taking it off.
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Jan 29, 2025
They say dress for the job you want, so I walk around dressed like Darth Vader.
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Jan 27, 2025
Dress for the demons you want, not the demons you have.
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Jan 27, 2025
“Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have” is all well and good until you’re rocking a tutu.
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Jan 27, 2025
I don’t need the web for attention, I jog in a wedding dress.
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Jan 27, 2025
Those who still fit in their wedding dresses years later haven’t been making enough effort eating.
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Jan 26, 2025
If you think you’re going to be in a dangerous situation, dress accordingly. Don’t wear flip-flops to a bank robbery, for example.
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Jan 26, 2025
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