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20 Funny dress quotes

This going into the office stuff blows. Like, I seriously have to wear clothes now.

1 month ago

They say dress for the job you want, but this baby diaper isn’t very comfortable.

2 months ago

My ex had this fetish where he would dress up in his own clothes and act like an idiot.

3 months ago

When they dress up really nice, but all you can think about is the thrill of taking it off.

3 months ago

They say dress for the job you want, so I walk around dressed like Darth Vader.

3 months ago

Dress for the demons you want, not the demons you have.

3 months ago

“Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have” is all well and good until you’re rocking a tutu.

3 months ago

I don’t need the web for attention, I jog in a wedding dress.

3 months ago

Those who still fit in their wedding dresses years later haven’t been making enough effort eating.

3 months ago

If you think you’re going to be in a dangerous situation, dress accordingly. Don’t wear flip-flops to a bank robbery, for example.

3 months ago

I’m in a comfy dress today, but I look like a potato in floral. Call me Nelly Flortato.

3 months ago

They say you should dress for the job you want then send you home as “the stormtrooper suit is not appropriate work attire”.

3 months ago

If I was ever told to “dress to impress”, my first thought would be to get the Batman suit out.

3 months ago

Why do I gotta dress for success? Maybe success could be the one who puts a little more into this relationship.

3 months ago

Dates are weird, like, okay I guess I’ll dress up for my romantic interview.

3 months ago

I don’t dress for women. I don’t dress for men. I dress for the weather, mainly.

3 months ago

A fun thing to do on a first date is wear a wedding dress.

3 months ago

Laundry day is my favorite day of the week. That’s why I dress for it every day.

3 months ago

If you have a Roomba, but don’t dress it up in little outfits, then what are you even doing?

3 months ago

Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it.

3 months ago