26 Funny dress quotes

• Girls won’t admit it, but they don’t like super fine dudes; they like medium ugly, funny dudes that dress nice.

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  4 weeks ago

  admit, appearance, attraction, dating, dress, dude, fashion, fine, Funny, girl, girls, humor, medium, nice, style, super, ugly

• Girls are happier when their dress has pockets, it’s science.

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  4 weeks ago

  dress, girl, girls, happier, happiness, pocket, pockets, science

• I could own a thousand summer dresses, and it still wouldn’t be enough.

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  4 weeks ago

  clothing, dress, enough, exaggeration, fashion, humor, i, own, shopping, still, style, summer, summer dress, wardrobe

• I’m gonna dress how I want this summer, and if you think I’m fat, well, so do I.

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  4 weeks ago

  acceptance, body, body image, confidence, dress, fat, humor, i, image, self, self-acceptance, summer, think, want, well

• You can tell it’s laundry day because I’m wearing flippers and a Viking helmet.

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  4 weeks ago

  costume, day, dress, dress up, helmet, humor, humorous, humorous quote, laundry, laundry day, playful, quirky, tell

• This going into the office stuff blows. Like, I seriously have to wear clothes now.

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  1 month ago

  annoyance, clothes, code, daily, daily grind, dress, dress code, grind, humor, office, routine, stuff, work

• They say dress for the job you want, but this baby diaper isn’t very comfortable.

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  1 month ago

  baby, comfortable, diaper, dress, humor, job, say, uncomfortable, want

• My ex had this fetish where he would dress up in his own clothes and act like an idiot.

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  1 month ago

  act, clothes, dress, dress up, ex, fetish, humor, idiot, own, relationship, where

• When they dress up really nice, but all you can think about is the thrill of taking it off.

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  1 month ago

  attraction, dating, desire, dress, fashion, humor, nice, taking, taking off, think, thrill

• They say dress for the job you want, so I walk around dressed like Darth Vader.

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  1 month ago

  around, aspiration, character, costume, darth, Darth Vader, dress, dressed, humor, i, job, parody, say, vader, walk, want

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