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20 Funny dress quotes

This going into the office stuff blows. Like, I seriously have to wear clothes now.

This going into the office stuff blows. Like, I seriously have to wear clothes now.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025
They say dress for the job you want, but this baby diaper isn't very comfortable.

They say dress for the job you want, but this baby diaper isn’t very comfortable.

Funny Quotes Feb 11, 2025
My ex had this fetish where he would dress up in his own clothes and act like an idiot.

My ex had this fetish where he would dress up in his own clothes and act like an idiot.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
When they dress up really nice, but all you can think about is the thrill of taking it off.

When they dress up really nice, but all you can think about is the thrill of taking it off.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025
They say dress for the job you want, so I walk around dressed like Darth Vader.

They say dress for the job you want, so I walk around dressed like Darth Vader.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
Dress for the demons you want, not the demons you have.

Dress for the demons you want, not the demons you have.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
"Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have" is all well and good until you're rocking a tutu.

“Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have” is all well and good until you’re rocking a tutu.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
I don't need the web for attention, I jog in a wedding dress.

I don’t need the web for attention, I jog in a wedding dress.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
Those who still fit in their wedding dresses years later haven’t been making enough effort eating.

Those who still fit in their wedding dresses years later haven’t been making enough effort eating.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
If you think you’re going to be in a dangerous situation, dress accordingly. Don’t wear flip-flops to a bank robbery, for example.

If you think you’re going to be in a dangerous situation, dress accordingly. Don’t wear flip-flops to a bank robbery, for example.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025