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Funny drug quotes
Jun 12
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: It is kind of inspiring that I messed up my life without drugs, gambling or a troubled youth. People really can do anything.
May 10
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: Drugs don’t ruin lives. Drug tests do.
Oct 2
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: Shoutout to drug dealers for teaching the metric system to Americans.
Sep 25
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: Getting money from the Tooth Fairy is a gateway drug to organ trafficking.
Sep 22
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: Sleeping is my drug, my bed is my dealer and my alarm is the police.
Sep 22
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: Reading is a gateway drug to being less stupid.
Sep 22
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: At no single point in the Bible does it tell you not to sell drugs.
