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Someone from 🇨🇾 has downloaded:

I think I’ll spend my savings on a lifetime supply of pasta. Worth every penne.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has bookmarked:

Shout-out to the lifeguard who recommended moving the potato to the front of my Speedo.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

Hey! (with the intention of going back to sleep)

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

You’ll never be as lazy as the person who named the fireplace.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has viewed:

My soulmate is chocolate cake.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has shared:

I don’t mean to say that I drink a lot of coffee, but Colombian farmers have a photo of me in their wallets.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has copied:

Saw a shooting star and made a wish for everyone to stop talking to me.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has shared:

I’m only here while I wait for that Nigerian prince to follow through on his end of the bargain.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has shared:

That awkward moment when you’re about to leave work and your boss says “before you go”.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Going viral on Facebook:

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera!

Going viral on Discord:

What if babies had two umbilical cords and if you cut the wrong one, it exploded?

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Money saved by using public transport instead of an Uber is paid for with your time and mental health instead.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I noticed you haven’t posted in a few weeks, and just wanted to thank you.

Just shared via Reddit:

Jesus rose from the grave because he forgot to clear his browser history.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

“Inconvenience is the cost of community,” I repeat to myself as I climb six flights of stairs for my friend’s birthday party for her cat.

Trending via Discord:

It seems that after checking my bank account, I need to turn to a life of crime.

Just shared via Facebook:

76% of pardoned turkeys end up back in the system.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Ever think vampires just lied about hating garlic, now we’re just out here seasoning ourselves for them?

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84 shares on TikTok this month:

I lied, there’s no sex. I just need you to change the batteries in my smoke detectors.

94 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My trauma is between me and this bartender. The rest of you, mind your business.

99 shares on YouTube this month:

Everyone is celebrating my vegan Bolognese sauce. The secret ingredient is minced meat.

54 shares on Threads this month:

Haunted Houses this year are just gonna have the news on.

73 shares on Discord this month:

Super excited to not contribute anything worthwhile today.

94 shares on TikTok this month:

I don’t understand why it isn’t socially acceptable to choose to be nocturnal. The angry hot sky ball is gone, my internet is fast, everyone finally shut up, what’s not to like.

65 shares on TikTok this month:

My favorite part of parenting is when the kids are bored enough to entertain themselves, but getting to that point is excruciating.

52 shares on Facebook this month:

Not sure who needs to hear this, but make your bloody bed.

51 shares on Messenger this month:

Eating dark chocolate is practically eating vegetables.

69 shares on Telegram this month:

Whenever I get up my cat gets up too and then yells at me like it’s my fault she decided we have to do this together.

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8 folks are currently checking 👀

Facebook: because time isn’t going to pass on it’s own.

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If you push your belly button and nose at the same time, your brain takes a screenshot.

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My plan is to die young as late as possible.

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One time, I was so high my bra unclasped, and I thought I got shot.

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My favorite conspiracy theory is that things will get better.

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If my neighbors keep fighting like this, I might need to cancel some of my streaming services.

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Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back!

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A couple of years ago, the internet was an escape from the real world. Today, the real world is an escape from the internet.

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“I’m currently not accepting new items on my to-do list.”

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More foods should have boats, why should gravy have all the fun?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,667

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇩🇪 has viewed:

Being loved right feels like telepathy and a little bit of witchcraft.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck got engaged, broke up, married other people, had children, reunited, got married, broke up again, and I’ve been single that whole time.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

Talents: eating!

Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

Proverbs are so mean. Like, I don’t deserve any worm because I woke up at 11am? Like, no worm at all?

Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

You’d be surprised how many times you can use the word succulent in a work email.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has bookmarked:

Googled my symptoms and it turns out it’s just the politics.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has viewed:

Panda bears are proof that it’s okay to be kind of an idiot as long as you’re super adorable.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has viewed:

I may not be the smartest or most athletic man in the world. There’s no second part to this, keep scrolling.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but I think people who say ‘I don’t know who needs to hear this’ know exactly who needed to hear it.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has bookmarked:

I autograph every hotel Bible I find with “Best wishes, JC”.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on X:

One of the toughest jobs in parenting is serving the inevitable eviction notice on your kid’s pillow fort.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

If you fall asleep long enough, the steering wheel gives you a pillow.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

What was the main bloke called in Harry Potter?

Just landed via Discord:

When you split a dessert, the waiter should bring two forks and one of those chess clocks you smack to let the other person know it’s their turn.

Going bananas on Instagram:

My dentist plays country music, so it’s like a double torture.

Just shared via YouTube:

I don’t always push on pull doors but when I do, I do it two or three times to confirm how dumb I really am.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Are you okay, babe? You’ve barely moved in mysterious ways recently.

Going viral on Pinterest:

“Unavailable” is my favorite state to be in.

Live now on Threads:

I’ll never understand why the volume in movies is always mixed in such a way that you can barely understand the dialog and your neighbor gets war flashbacks during action scenes.

Trending via Facebook:

Job applications be like “how did you hear about us?”. Bro why, was it a secret?

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