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Why can’t more dumb people be shy?

2 weeks ago

The dumbest people have the loudest opinions on politics.

2 weeks ago

You ever met someone so dumb you gotta take a deep breath before responding to them?

3 weeks ago

Autocorrect is like a tiny person inside your phone that sometimes gets drunk and says the dumbest things.

2 months ago

I wish more dumb people were shy.

3 months ago

I march to the beat of my own dumb.

3 months ago

Damn, all this overthinking and I still be making dumb decisions.

3 months ago

Every year I realize how dumb I was a year ago.

3 months ago

My kids are smart but sometimes they say dumb stuff like, “Mom, why do you always buy Snickers when you’re the only one who likes them?”

3 months ago

The perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. Preferably siblings. But they can’t both be the same type of stupid. One needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying).

3 months ago

The secret to being a private person is to overshare dumb shit so people think you are an open book but then not tell them any of the important details of your life.

3 months ago

I don’t always push on pull doors but when I do, I do it two or three times to confirm how dumb I really am.

3 months ago

Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up.

3 months ago

I used to think the cat was dumb for staring out the window, waiting for birds, but I’d probably stare too, if occasionally a pizza flew by.

3 months ago

Introducing two cats is tedium. Not interested in your dumb politics just lick each other and be normal already.

3 months ago

Some women seated next to me are gossiping in French. They obviously think I’m some dumb American who doesn’t speak French and they are correct.

3 months ago

The kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were pretty dumb if they couldn’t figure out that their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

3 months ago

I will never fall victim to groupthink. I have perfectly unique opinions that no one else has, and they are the dumbest nonsense you’ve ever heard.

3 months ago

Do you think I’ll read a book again at some point or will I continue to dumb myself down with 12 hours of screen time?

3 months ago

Playing dumb for five minutes often saves a lot of work.

3 months ago