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20 Funny dumb quotes

You ever met someone so dumb you gotta take a deep breath before responding to them?

Funny Quotes Mar 31, 2025

Autocorrect is like a tiny person inside your phone that sometimes gets drunk and says the dumbest things.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

I wish more dumb people were shy.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I march to the beat of my own dumb.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Damn, all this overthinking and I still be making dumb decisions.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Every year I realize how dumb I was a year ago.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

My kids are smart but sometimes they say dumb stuff like, “Mom, why do you always buy Snickers when you’re the only one who likes them?”

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

The perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. Preferably siblings. But they can’t both be the same type of stupid. One needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying).

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

The secret to being a private person is to overshare dumb shit so people think you are an open book but then not tell them any of the important details of your life.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I don’t always push on pull doors but when I do, I do it two or three times to confirm how dumb I really am.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

I used to think the cat was dumb for staring out the window, waiting for birds, but I’d probably stare too, if occasionally a pizza flew by.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Introducing two cats is tedium. Not interested in your dumb politics just lick each other and be normal already.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Some women seated next to me are gossiping in French. They obviously think I’m some dumb American who doesn’t speak French and they are correct.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

The kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were pretty dumb if they couldn’t figure out that their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I will never fall victim to groupthink. I have perfectly unique opinions that no one else has, and they are the dumbest nonsense you’ve ever heard.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Do you think I’ll read a book again at some point or will I continue to dumb myself down with 12 hours of screen time?

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Playing dumb for five minutes often saves a lot of work.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

I would definitely deny being from here if the aliens pulled up and asked. Not claiming this embarrassing planet in front of intergalactic travelers, are you dumb?

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Climbing Mount Everest looks super boring and dumb. You just walk uphill, are cold and at the brink of death. No thanks.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025