23 Funny dumb quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  View →: Marry the man who treats your dumb questions like they’re NASA-level problems.
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  2 months ago

  View →: Why can’t more dumb people be shy?
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  2 months ago

  View →: The dumbest people have the loudest opinions on politics.
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  3 months ago

  View →: You ever met someone so dumb you gotta take a deep breath before responding to them?
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  4 months ago

  View →: Autocorrect is like a tiny person inside your phone that sometimes gets drunk and says the dumbest things.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I wish more dumb people were shy.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I march to the beat of my own dumb.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Damn, all this overthinking and I still be making dumb decisions.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Every year I realize how dumb I was a year ago.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My kids are smart but sometimes they say dumb stuff like, “Mom, why do you always buy Snickers when you’re the only one who likes them?”
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  5 months ago

  View →: The perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. Preferably siblings. But they can’t both be the same type of stupid. One needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying).
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  5 months ago

  View →: The secret to being a private person is to overshare dumb shit so people think you are an open book but then not tell them any of the important details of your life.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I don’t always push on pull doors but when I do, I do it two or three times to confirm how dumb I really am.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I used to think the cat was dumb for staring out the window, waiting for birds, but I’d probably stare too, if occasionally a pizza flew by.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Introducing two cats is tedium. Not interested in your dumb politics just lick each other and be normal already.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Some women seated next to me are gossiping in French. They obviously think I’m some dumb American who doesn’t speak French and they are correct.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were pretty dumb if they couldn’t figure out that their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I will never fall victim to groupthink. I have perfectly unique opinions that no one else has, and they are the dumbest nonsense you’ve ever heard.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Do you think I’ll read a book again at some point or will I continue to dumb myself down with 12 hours of screen time?
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  5 months ago

  View →: Playing dumb for five minutes often saves a lot of work.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I would definitely deny being from here if the aliens pulled up and asked. Not claiming this embarrassing planet in front of intergalactic travelers, are you dumb?
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  5 months ago

  View →: Climbing Mount Everest looks super boring and dumb. You just walk uphill, are cold and at the brink of death. No thanks.

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