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103 Funny entertainment quotes

Saying “shut up” before skipping the YouTube ad is literally necessary.

Funny Quotes Feb 4, 2025

Another Netflix price increase? Guess we’re only chilling now.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

Why do Marvel movies need 3 hours to accomplish what The Powerpuff Girls did in 11 minutes?

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

Current state of politics: The circus is on fire but the monkey is fine.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I need something good to watch while I’m on my phone.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Don’t blame a clown for acting like a clown. Ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Quitting my job to focus on watching YouTube.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

People should be allowed to leave work early if they want to go see a movie.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Blocking people isn’t enough. I need their favorite TV show to get cancelled.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Netflix be like “we know exactly what movie you talkin’ ’bout but we ain’t got it lol”.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I hate it when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Netflix has every movie except the one you want to watch.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Making fun of bands that only play 3 chords when I don’t even know what a chord is.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

Pornhub should do a wrap-up of your year like Spotify does.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Giving every single movie I watch a five star review because it’s just such a joy to be alive.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

My idea of fun is watching something on the TV while I look at relevant Wikipedia articles on my phone.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I’m bored, but not “read a book for fun” bored.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I said it was my favorite show, I didn’t say it was good.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Forget Spotify Wrapped. I’m more interested in seeing your Pornhub Wrapped.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Forget Spotify Wrapped. How many minutes did you spend listening to your girlfriend this year?

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

“I need a movie where the villain actually won!” Have you tried watching the news?

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I have no desire to work now. I had five days off in a row where I dined at a feast and was entertained at a cinema. I have flown too high to return to a laptop.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

You’re not entertaining, you are exittaining.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Netflix should’ve just maybe mailed us all this fight on DVD.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I’ve just turned off the news and put on a serial killer documentary to relax.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025