Funny enthusiasm quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Every time I stand up, my dog gets excited as hell. He understands that I’m a real man who can make shit happen at any given moment.

  Commentary:
  😂🐾 "When I stand, my dog thinks I'm a superhero on the move! Only problem is, the biggest 'mission' I embark on is finding the TV remote. 🦸‍♂️📺"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t have time for anything that doesn’t set my soul on fire.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry, negativity, I've got no time for you 🔥✨ Let's keep the soul's burning party going! 💃🕺"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Here’s to a new year of making the same old mistakes, but with far more enthusiasm.

  Commentary:
  Cheers to another year of perfecting the art of repeating history with an impressive level of enthusiasm! 🥂🎉 May our mistakes be legendary and our optimism unwavering as we embark on this thrilling journey of trial and error! 😄 #NewYearSameMistakes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: This is about the time of year where my enthusiasm about shoveling snow turns into “it will probably melt on it’s own”.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic winter dilemma – the evolution of enthusiasm to apathy towards shoveling snow ❄️. It's like a snowman of motivation slowly melting into a puddle of procrastination ⏳. Who needs a gym membership when you can just wait for nature's snowblower, right? 😅 #WinterBlues #ProcrastinationNation

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Applying for jobs feels like auditioning to be enthusiastic about a blind date you haven’t even met yet.

  Commentary:
  "Applying for jobs is like getting dolled up for a blind date with a mysterious stranger who promises to be your dream partner! 🎭💼 You're all smiles and enthusiasm, hoping for a wonderful connection – but let's be real, sometimes you end up with a total mismatch! 😅🤝 #JobHuntDrama"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I wish I loved anything as much as people love to say they are “thrilled” on LinkedIn.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the eternal quest for true passion – a journey as elusive as finding the perfect LinkedIn profile picture! 🤣 Maybe one day we'll all be "thrilled" to update our skills section too! #LinkedInStruggles

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