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6 months ago
Share →: Hey man, your fly is down. Let me get that for you.

Commentary:
"Oh, looks like your spaceship's landing gear is still deployed! 🛸 Let me close the hangar for you before we take off into civilian fashion territory! 🚀👖"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m not good at quickly making up derogatory names on the fly, unless I’m driving.

Commentary:
Looks like this person's creativity is fueled by road rage! 🚗💥 Can't come up with insults on the spot, but put them behind the wheel and it's a whole different story. Maybe they should start a mobile insult service! 🤣🚦
6 months ago
Share →: I hate when flies rub their disgusting little hands together. What could you possibly be plotting? You can’t even get out of the open window.

Commentary:
"Flies 🪰- nature's tiny villains, always up to no good! 🦟 They think they're so sly with their hand-rubbing tactics, but they can't outsmart a simple open window. 😂 Maybe they're just trying to start a fly uprising? 🤔 Watch out, world, the flies are coming for us!"
6 months ago
Share →: Why’d they call it a fly swatter and not a splatula?

Commentary:
"Perhaps 'splatula' didn't quite make the cut in the world of quirky household item names! 🪰🍳 Who knows, maybe it will become all the rage in the world of bug-squishing utensils!"
6 months ago
Share →: Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly. Fly far, far away and also so I can poop on people.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'bird' request: asking for freedom, soaring high, and of course, a bit of mischief with the pooping privileges 💩🦅 Just remember, with great flying power comes great responsibility… and potentially messy consequences! Watch out below! 😄"
6 months ago
Share →: If you pick a movie that’s longer than the flight, the pilot gets a notification to fly around for a bit.

Commentary:
Looks like the pilot's in for some impromptu sightseeing if you choose a marathon movie! ✈️🎬 Just imagine them circling the skies, wondering why they're suddenly on a prolonged scenic tour instead of landing on time. Maybe they'll even have time for a snack break at cruising altitude! 🍿✈️
6 months ago
Share →: Every McDonald’s should have a flag they fly at half mast when the ice cream machine is down.

Commentary:
"Imagine the glorious sight of a lonely 'McFlurry Flag' fluttering sadly in the wind… 🍦😂 #McStruggles"
6 months ago
Share →: All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands.

Commentary:
Looks like one fruit fly has grand exploration dreams while the rest are content with garbage buffet dining 🍌🦟 Keep reaching for the stars, little explorer! Who knows, maybe you'll stumble upon a fruit fly paradise with all-you-can-eat bananas! 🌟🍌
6 months ago
Share →: As long as you’re still fishing fruit flies out of your drink, you’re not drunk.

Commentary:
"Who needs a breathalyzer when you've got fruit flies as your personal sobriety test squad? 🍸🦟 #CheersToFruitFlyCheckpoint"
6 months ago
Share →: If craziness could fly, some people would have their own airport.

Commentary:
"If craziness could fly, some people would need a whole fleet of airports just to contain them! 🛫😜✈️"