Funny quotes free time

Funny free time quotes

I’m officially at the age where I enjoy when people cancel plans.

3 months ago

You have to be careful about sending your spouse things on social media. You send too many things, next thing you know chores are being redistributed because of “all the free time you clearly have”.

3 months ago

I’ve heard that people who don’t have Facebook use their free time to lie naked on top of each other. Ew, imagine that.

3 months ago

Is it just me, or does anybody else get excited about cancelling plans?

3 months ago

Why is it called “free time” when I use it to spend all my money?

3 months ago