Funny free time quotes

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  6 days ago

  Share →: The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end and tomorrow to start.

  Commentary:
  "Why sleep when you can keep procrastinating tomorrow until it gives up and leaves? 😴⏳😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: No, I’m not “dating anyone.” I’m really busy playing outside.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs romance when Mother Nature's swiping right on my outdoor adventures? 🌳😆🌞"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: That “meeting canceled” ping is a gift from the Gods.

  Commentary:
  "When Zeus feels my pain and nixes the PowerPoint! 😂⚡️🙏"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m officially at the age where I enjoy when people cancel plans.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the sweet victory of canceled plans! 🎉 Who needs a night out when you can have a cozy night in with Netflix and snacks, am I right? 💁‍♂️ Cancel away, I say – more quality time with my couch awaits! 🛋️ #CancelAllThePlans"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You have to be careful about sending your spouse things on social media. You send too many things, next thing you know chores are being redistributed because of “all the free time you clearly have”.

  Commentary:
  "Sending your spouse stuff on social media is a slippery slope – one minute you're spreading love, the next minute you're redistributing chores like it's the Wild West 🤠. Proceed with caution, folks! 💻🧹 #MarriageMemes"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ve heard that people who don’t have Facebook use their free time to lie naked on top of each other. Ew, imagine that.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like Facebook might be saving humanity from some interesting recreational activities… 😂🙈 Who needs naked human Jenga when you have social media, am I right? 🤣 #FacebookSavesLives"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Is it just me, or does anybody else get excited about cancelling plans?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the thrill of the great cancelation! 🎉 Who needs a night out when you can have a night in your comfiest PJs instead? 😂 Canceling plans has never felt so liberating, am I right? 🙌 #AlwaysDownForSomeCancelationExcitement"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Why is it called “free time” when I use it to spend all my money?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the irony of 'free time' – a misnomer for sure! It's like a budgeting black hole where money disappears faster than a magician's rabbit 🎩🐇💸 Who knew being financially liberated could come with such a price tag? 😂💸 #MoneyFleesWhenFree"

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