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13 Funny free time quotes

Funny free time quotes are the perfect way to add a splash of laughter to your downtime ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŽ‰ Whether you’re chilling on the couch or procrastinating like a pro, these witty gems turn ordinary moments into comedy gold ๐ŸŽญโœจ Ready to giggle through your breaks and make free time feel even sweeter? Letโ€™s dive into some playful wisdom that proves fun is the best way to relax! ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ•’

I need a new hobby that costs zero dollars and takes up 100% of my free time. So far, all Iโ€™ve come up with is mowing the lawn.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

The reason I stay up late is because I donโ€™t want my free time to end, and tomorrow to start.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I wish I had the free time of someone who leaves a positive Amazon review for a rake.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Welcome to adulthood. The weekend is your only time to catch up on everything, but also your only time to do absolutely nothing.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Oh, how much I love a Sunday when you donโ€™t have to work the next day.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The reason I stay up late is because I donโ€™t want my free time to end and tomorrow to start.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

No, Iโ€™m not โ€œdating anyone.โ€ Iโ€™m really busy playing outside.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

That โ€œmeeting canceledโ€ ping is a gift from the Gods.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Iโ€™m officially at the age where I enjoy when people cancel plans.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

You have to be careful about sending your spouse things on social media. You send too many things, next thing you know chores are being redistributed because of โ€œall the free time you clearly haveโ€.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

I’ve heard that people who don’t have Facebook use their free time to lie naked on top of each other. Ew, imagine that.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

Is it just me, or does anybody else get excited about cancelling plans?

Posted onJan 20, 2025

Why is it called โ€œfree timeโ€ when I use it to spend all my money?

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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