18 Funny french quotes

• A delivery driver just asked for my date of birth. I said, “94.” He replied, “Is that 1994?” Oh, sorry mate, no. My bad, that was 1794. Right around the French Revolution.

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• A good French onion soup will have you acting like a pervert.

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• French is bullshit. They keep changing the translation of ‘soup du jour’ each day.

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• Are French bulldogs actually French? They seem kinda Puerto Rican.

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• The French only eat snails because they don’t like fast food.

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• I was told to be more optimistic so I’ve decided french fries aren’t bad for me.

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• I wish anxiety came with french fries.

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• I just want to be treated like a hot little French fry.

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• No, I mean, it’s great toast. I just didn’t expect it to be French.

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• Thaw me like one of your french fries!

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