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15 Funny french quotes

Are French bulldogs actually French? They seem kinda Puerto Rican.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

The French only eat snails because they don’t like fast food.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

I was told to be more optimistic so I’ve decided french fries aren’t bad for me.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

I wish anxiety came with french fries.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I just want to be treated like a hot little French fry.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

No, I mean, it’s great toast. I just didn’t expect it to be French.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Thaw me like one of your french fries!

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I once broke up with a guy because he ate half my french fries, and when I get really lonely, I still think about those french fries.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Toast doesn’t talk. How do you know it’s French?

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Some women seated next to me are gossiping in French. They obviously think I’m some dumb American who doesn’t speak French and they are correct.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

French fries are like the lifeboats on the Titanic. They never give you enough.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I’m soirée for my mispronunciation of French words.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

My husband saw a rabbit in our yard eating grass and said “That would be like sitting in a field of french fries.”

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

For Halloween I will go to the beach dressed as a french fry and let the seagulls destroy me.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

She’s got style, she’s got grace, she crams french fries in her face.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025