134 Funny friends quotes

• I’m so single right now that I stood on a cliff and shouted, “I love you,” and my echo replied, “I just wanna be friends.”

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  4 weeks ago

  cliff, echo, friend, friends, heartbreak, humor, i, just, loneliness, love, relationship, right, single

• There is literally no rule that says you have to get married and start a family. Normalize splitting a mansion with your five best friends and ten dogs.

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  4 weeks ago

  arrangement, best, dog, dogs, family, five, friend, friends, humor, lifestyle, literally, living, living arrangement, mansion, marriage, married, normalize, rule, start, ten

• If she forgives you, then 30 minutes later comes back mad again: that means she told her friends in her group chat, and the board of directors did not agree.

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  4 weeks ago

  30, again, agree, anger, back, board, board of directors, chat, communication, conflict, conflict resolution, directors, forgiveness, friends, group, group chat, humor, later, mad, means, minutes, relationship, resolution, told

• I always leave my friends voicemails in case they suddenly decide to be a musician and need an interlude.

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  4 weeks ago

  always, call, case, decide, friend, friends, humor, i, interlude, joke, leave, musician, need, phone, phone call, voicemail

• After my funeral, I want one of my friends to take my phone and text everyone, “Thanks for coming.”

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  4 weeks ago

  after, coming, everyone, friend, friends, funeral, humor, i, phone, take, text, thanks, want

• A friend’s boyfriend is not my friend… that is a coworker, at best.

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  4 weeks ago

  best, boyfriend, coworker, dynamics, friend, friends, friendship, humor, relationship, social, social dynamics, workplace

• I’m gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful, like a tweet or a close friends story.

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  4 weeks ago

  beautiful, beauty, close, close friend story, coping, coping mechanism, creativity, friend, friends, humor, mechanism, media, pain, social, social media, something, story, turn, tweet

• Student life is all about convincing your parents that you are studying, convincing your friends that you are not, and convincing yourself that you’ll study from tomorrow.

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  4 weeks ago

  friend, friends, life, motivation, parent, parents, procrastination, self-deception, student, student life, study, studying, tomorrow, yourself

• Screw you guys, I’m gonna go make friends with the crows.

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  4 weeks ago

  crow, crows, friend, friends, frustration, guys, humor, interaction, sarcasm, screw, social, social interaction

• You ever meet an all-male friend group that is less a group of friends than it is “one guy and his henchmen”?

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  4 weeks ago

  dynamics, ever, friend, friends, friendship, friendship dynamics, group, guy, henchman, humor, less, male, male friend group, meet

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