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Our parents just don’t know how far we rode the bikes when we were young.

1 month ago

Having a pool is so neat. All of your friends are suddenly interested to catch up on the hottest days of the year.

1 month ago

It’s legally required that you lose a frisbee onto the roof within one week of purchase.

1 month ago

My wife and I always eat dinner as fast as possible so we can have a popsicle.

1 month ago

A fun wedding bit is to sit next to a random guest, point to the bride or groom & whisper, “it should’ve been you”

1 month ago

Thinking about ignoring daily mess by creating new holiday decor mess.

1 month ago

Genuinely nothing worse than going bowling with people who are actually good. Like, why are you doing all that?

1 month ago

Women only want one thing and it is to walk down a dimly-lit cobblestone street with the devil.

1 month ago

Ask your doctor if it’s right for you to eat oranges and pretend they’re planets and you’re a Greek god.

1 month ago

If I like cleaning? Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

1 month ago

Date idea: you hold my hand while I call the dentist and you tell me I’m so brave.

1 month ago

Play your cards right and we could be wearing matching fanny packs this summer.

2 months ago

Running feels great until you compare it to not running.

2 months ago

Going to a concert with a tomato in each hand just to make the band nervous.

2 months ago

Do people who love escape rooms not know about IKEA?

2 months ago

Eating trail mix should count as hiking.

2 months ago

The only running I do is to chase the ice cream truck.

2 months ago

I can sing all the words to the intro song of DuckTales, what’s your flex?

2 months ago

All the things I like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.

2 months ago

I need to find hobbies that don’t include my debit card.

2 months ago