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Genuinely nothing worse than going bowling with people who are actually good. Like, why are you doing all that?
Why aren’t we using these t-shirt cannons for burritos?
One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re excited about your organized fridge.
If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks. It cost me an arm and a leg!
Not arguing with a man that can cook. Whatever you say, handsome.

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5 months ago
Share →: Sneaking up behind people and marrying them.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic surprise wedding approach! 😂💍 Remember, nothing says 'I do' like catching someone off guard. Just be sure to watch out for any unexpected plot twists 👀🤵‍♂️👰"
5 months ago
Share →: I was going to learn to play the violin, but it was too much of a commitment. I wanted something with no strings attached.

Commentary:
"Violin lessons? Sounds like a pretty risky business with all those strings attached! 🎻 How about considering an instrument that is more 'stringless' and carefree? I hear the air guitar is quite popular these days! 🎸😄"
5 months ago
Share →: My insurance company said if my tent is stolen while I’m camping, I won’t be covered.

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Looks like your insurance company is pitching a real "in-tents" policy! 🏕️🙈 Remember folks, when it comes to camping, don't let your insurance leave you out in the cold… or out of the tent! 😂 #CampersNightmare
5 months ago
Share →: Sometimes the laugh is funnier than the joke itself.

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Well, isn't that the ultimate comedy plot twist? 😂 It's like watching a hilarious blooper reel while the actual script leaves you scratching your head. 🤔 Who knew that laughter could have a mind of its own and steal the show from the punchline? 🎭 Just goes to show that sometimes the best humor is the unexpected kind! 😄
5 months ago
Share →: Roses are pink. I need a drink.

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🌹🍷 Roses are pink, but my mood is in sync! Time to grab a drink and let the worries sink! 🥂 Cheers to relaxation and enjoying the moment! 🌸
5 months ago
Share →: Everything is 10 times funnier when you are supposed to be quiet.

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When you're trying to stifle a laugh in a serious situation, it's like trying to hold back a sneeze during a silent yoga class 🤭🤣 It's as if the universe decides to throw in some comedic timing at the most inconvenient moments! Quiet zones are basically comedy clubs in disguise 🤫😂 #SuppressingLaughsWithStyle
5 months ago
Share →: My personal brand is being the guest at a wedding who can’t dance but puts in a noticeable effort.

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"Stealing the show at every reception with my signature 'flailing limbs' move 💃🏼💫 Who needs rhythm when you've got enthusiasm, am I right? 😂 #dancingskillsonpoint"
5 months ago
Share →: Twitter is fun because you can post a pic of pizza and people will get mad at you.

Commentary:
"Twitter: Where sharing a slice of pizza could start a virtual war 🍕🔥 Who knew a simple photo could stir up so much controversy? Just remember, in the Twitterverse, even the cheesiest topics can be taken oh-so-seriously!"
5 months ago
Share →: Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera!

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🎶🚿 "Singing in the shower is like having your own personal concert… until you accidentally taste-test your shampoo and turn the bathroom into a soap opera! 🎤🛁 Just be glad you're not auditioning for 'The Young and the Hairless', am I right? 😉"
5 months ago
Share →: Getting a girlfriend is actually very easy, you just have to spin a basketball on your finger.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the ancient art of basketball spin to unlock the mysteries of dating 🏀💕 Who knew finding love was just a stylish finger move away? 😉 Just remember to keep your balance – in both basketball and relationships! 🔄 #RelationshipGoals"