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- Being single: When you don’t have to wait for someone to watch the next Netflix episode.
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- Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.
- I’m never single for too long, you gotta catch me while you can.
- The word synergy sounds like a mix of the words sin and energy. Like, to be debauched but to do it with flair and zest.
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