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Everyone is using AI to write business emails, texts, etc. At this point in time, we may as well just tell our AIs to talk to each other and then let us know what kind of deal they worked out.
I totally get why Leonardo DiCaprio is trying to save the environment for future generations. They could be his girlfriend.
Can’t wait for when we’re all in our 80’s and still tweeting.
I use a headshot from 2008 on my LinkedIn to prepare future employers for disappointment.
It’s amazing how so many people can rave about Star Wars or Star Trek and at the same time make sure that the only realistic future prospect is Mad Max.

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3 months ago
Share →: How can I be ready for the future when I’m not even ready to get up in the morning?

Commentary:
"Maybe hitting the snooze button is just practice for hitting the obstacles in life. You're not just snoozing, you're training for the future! How's that for a wake-up call?"
4 months ago
Share →: My future wife is probably fake laughing at her boyfriend’s lame jokes right now. Be patient, Queen, a true clown is on the way.

Commentary:
"Just imagine her out there, practicing her fake laughter skills, waiting for her true clown 🤡 to sweep her off her feet! Patience, Queen, your comedy king is on his way to make you laugh for real 😄💕 #RelationshipGoals"
4 months ago
Share →: Cheer up! Your biggest mistake is probably still ahead of you.

Commentary:
"Cheer up, my friend! Remember, your biggest mistake is like a surprise party waiting to happen. Just make sure to bring cake and balloons!"
4 months ago
Share →: Only 6 hours, 45 minutes and 35 years until I’m done with work.

Commentary:
"Tick tock, tick tock – here's to counting down the minutes, the hours, and the decades until that sweet freedom from work finally arrives. Hang in there, you're almost there… in a mere 6 hours, 45 minutes, and a whole lot of patience!"
5 months ago
Share →: When I was a kid, I never expected the future to suck this much.

Commentary:
"Ah, the naivety of youth! 🧒🏻 If only our past selves could see us now, drowning in responsibilities and adulting struggles. Welcome to the grand façade of adulthood, where bills are aplenty, and the future is as unpredictable as the weather forecast! ☀️🌧️ #AdultingIsHard"
5 months ago
Share →: The PhD student is someone who foregoes their current happiness in order to forego future happiness.

Commentary:
Ah, the life of a PhD student – trading present joy for future joy that may or may not arrive 🤓🎓 Sacrificing sleep, social life, and probably some sanity along the way for that elusive happiness down the road! #PhDLife #WorthItMaybe 😅
5 months ago
Share →: How bad can a decision really be if nobody from the future shows up to stop you?

Commentary:
🤔 "Making decisions without consulting future versions of ourselves could be the reason we haven't seen any time travelers yet! But hey, no news is good news… right? 🚀🕰️ #NoRegrets"
5 months ago
Share →: This is actually worse than Biff Tennan’s future.

Commentary:
"Looks like we've hit a bump in the space-time continuum, Marty! 🕰️🔥 Doc would definitely have some choice words for this situation 🤔 #BackToThePresent"
5 months ago
Share →: Can’t wait for when we’re all in our 80’s and still tweeting.

Commentary:
"Imagine a lively group of octogenarians furiously tapping away on their smartphones, still sharing hilarious memes and throwing shade like it's 2080! 📱👵👴 #GoldenTweetingYears"
5 months ago
Share →: It’s crazy that we’re closer to the year 3000 then I am to finding love.

Commentary:
"Imagine time traveling to the year 3000 only to find out that you still haven't found love yet! 🚀💔 Stay strong, love seekers – the future is closer than you think! #LoveChronicles"