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“AI is coming for your jobs!” I would love to see AI be unemployed.

3 months ago

The future is buffering.

3 months ago

My wife just admitted a mistake. What do I have to do now? What does this mean for my future? Help me!

3 months ago

I voted for the candidate on the last yard sign I saw before pulling in. Slow children at play will lead us into the future.

3 months ago

I totally get why Leonardo DiCaprio is trying to save the environment for future generations. They could be his girlfriend.

3 months ago

In the future, there will be grandmas who can’t bake but have tattoos on their backs.

3 months ago

I wonder what John Connor thinks now that everyone is embracing AI.

3 months ago

The world needs to chill out. There’s no way future history teachers can cram all this nonsense into a semester.

3 months ago

Just give your kids the iPad. They’re the ones who’ll be fighting cyborgs in the future.

3 months ago

If you accuse me of yelling, you will start to hear yelling so you can note the difference in the future.

3 months ago

It’s amazing how so many people can rave about Star Wars or Star Trek and at the same time make sure that the only realistic future prospect is Mad Max.

3 months ago

I’m going to need to rewatch Idiocracy to see what happens next.

3 months ago

Where do I see myself in 5 years? I don’t even know where I am right now.

3 months ago

I don’t procrastinate, I delegate to my future self.

3 months ago

It’s obvious now that democracy is a busted flush and that in future politicians should be selected via several rigorous rounds of Taskmaster.

3 months ago

Everyone is using AI to write business emails, texts, etc. At this point in time, we may as well just tell our AIs to talk to each other and then let us know what kind of deal they worked out.

3 months ago

“I’ll worry about it next time.” Me pissing off future me.

3 months ago

Future generations will never have to live in unprecedented times, because we’re precedenting the Hell out of everything right now.

3 months ago

I just want a man to look at me the way Doc from ‘Back to the Future’ looks when something exciting happens.

3 months ago

Аbsolutely crazy to thіnk that Leonardo DіCaprіo’s future gіrlfrіend іs currently nervous for her fіrst day of kіndergarten.

3 months ago