51 Funny gender quotes

• If you want to sell something to a woman, show her other women using it. If you want to sell something to a man, prove to him no other man has it.

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• Men make money to be with a woman, but women make money to not have to be with a man. Clock it!

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  clock, difference, gender, gender difference, humor, independence, man, men, money, relationship, woman, women

• I wish men had sluttier outfit options. Because why am I in a mini skirt, and you’re in a quarter zip?

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• Men are very good at being women lately.

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• Relationships are only serious when photos are posted by a man.

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• Women only want one thing, and it’s the power to cast men who tell us to smile right into a pit of giant venomous serpents.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Whoever invented the gender reveal party needs to be launched into the sun.

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  exaggeration, gender, gender reveal, humor, invention, needs, party, reveal, satire, sun

• As a man, it’s my job to mistake kindness for flirting.

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• Men used to go to war, now they want to be the little spoon.

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• Gender and sexuality aside, I believe everyone just wants someone who wears short shorts and makes a lot of noise in bed.

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