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Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

In hell, you wait for a ‘verify your email address’ email that never arrives.

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I’ve literally never copied and pasted text and thought, “I’m so glad it kept the formatting and font from the other document.”

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I’m too lazy to be a superhero. If I had laser eyes, I’d probably just use them to heat soup or something.

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The pumpkin was invented in 1942 when a watermelon put on a pair of corduroys.

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Absent father sucks, but have you met the final boss, the father who is actually in your life every day but emotionally unavailable, lol.

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Airlines be like: “Oh, wow. Oh, God. We didn’t think everyone would bring a bag!”

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Sorry, can’t. Waiting for my clothes to come back into style again.

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Due to rising prices, Dollar Tree is changing their name to ‘Tree Fiddy’.

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Just so you know, it’s almost impossible to drink coffee while laying down.

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Gordon Ramsay is making us dinner. It’s a four curse meal.

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The best part about getting added to a group chat is leaving two weeks later.

Trending via Snapchat:

Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.

Reported on Instagram:

When people say something is cray-cray it makes me wanna vom-vom.

Going viral on Instagram:

People who listen to their sad playlist when they’re happy are a different breed of unstable.

Reported on X:

My mother still has some really ugly things from the 90s. My older brother, for example.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Called in telepathically this morning, so they know I’m thinking of them.

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Just because the deodorant says 48 hrs, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Being lazy has its advantages. I still have most of my winter fat from last year.

Making waves on Discord:

Wondering when these skinny jeans are gonna kick in.

Trending via LinkedIn:

The only thing that has grown faster than rents in recent years is the overtime we have to work to pay them.

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27 Funny gender quotes

Funny gender quotes are the perfect blend of wit and wisdom that 🤔 make you chuckle while challenging the status quo 🌟. These clever quips and playful punchlines 😂 poke fun at traditional stereotypes and celebrate individuality with a dash of humor. Whether you’re looking to lighten the mood or spark a conversation, these quotes are sure to entertain and enlighten. Get ready for a delightful ride through the colorful world of gender, one laugh at a time! 🎉

New funny gender quotes 👇

1 week ago
Share →: Men have nice skin because they stress out everyone but themselves.

Commentary:
Just discovered the secret to eternal youth—stress everyone out and stay cool as a cucumber! 😎🥒
1 week ago
Share →: Literally no one understands something more completely than a woman in a meeting who starts a question with “Just so I understand …”

Commentary:
"Just so I understand… is she secretly the CEO meeting translator? 😂🤔💼 #SuperpowerActivated #MeetingMagic"
1 week ago
Share →: Boobs always win. That’s why we don’t play rock, paper, boobs.

Commentary:
"Can you imagine trying to pick a winner? Rock, paper… oops, everyone's too distracted 😆👀✨"
2 weeks ago
Share →: God created childbirth so women could know how men feel when we have a cold.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, the infamous 'man flu'—nature's way of leveling the playing field! 😂🤧👶"
3 weeks ago
Share →: Men be like, “But I’m different.” Yeah, a different type of disappointment.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, the rare and elusive 'Limited Edition Disappointment' 🦄🙄 #Collector'sItem"
1 month ago
Share →: Transgender ambulance driver whose pronouns are we/you/we/you/we/you.

Commentary:
"Bet they really know how to 'trans-port' you in style! 🚑😂"
1 month ago
Share →: The masculine urge to make a woman sit through a YouTube video that she will not find funny or entertaining.

Commentary:
"When you've lost her at the thumbnail but you're still hoping for a chuckle. 🎥😅 #WishfulThinking"
2 months ago
Share →: He probably follows so many women because he believes in elevating their voices.

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Commentary:
"Yeah, he's just really dedicated to the cause of *social* media justice! 😂📢 #AllyOrAddicted?"
2 months ago
Share →: Why don’t straight men and lesbians hang out like straight women and gays do?

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Commentary:
"When they finally have a brunch together, the universe might implode from the awkward silence. 🌈🥐😅"
2 months ago
Share →: “Overdressed” is a social construct created by hating girls.

Commentary:
"When they call me 'overdressed,' I just tell them I'm in my superhero costume. Saving the day, one fierce outfit at a time! 💃🦸‍♀️✨ #FashionHero"

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Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

I think my dog always follows me to the bathroom because I always follow him outside and he thinks that’s the way it works.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

Most women need a little reassurance. Like when she says “oh, you want to see crazy?” Reassure her that you do not.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

Fishing for compliments like “I’m a mess in this photo that I took all morning to get the right angle and filter and after 50 selfies this is me”.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has copied:

My life coach told me I didn’t make the team.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has shared:

Hey, sorry I acted weird the other day. I was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has bookmarked:

A web developer and an SEO expert walk into a bar, bars, nightclub, pubs, tavern, beer, alcohol, drinks, alcoholic beverages, bars in my area, places to drink.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has shared:

I now also have a device that tells me whether I’ve taken enough steps today. If I don’t make it one day, it barks and poops in my apartment.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has downloaded:

I’m equally comfortable holding a guitar as I am holding a baby, I just hold them both by the neck.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has downloaded:

Dear Stomach, you’re bored, not hungry. So shut up.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

I’m basically the human version of tangled up Christmas lights.

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Freshly posted on Telegram:

Self-cleaning conscience.

Just landed via Slack:

A thousand curses upon anyone who has ever gone, “Why are you sitting in the dark?” and then flipped the light on without asking.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

My husband was unable to find his coat earlier as he’d accidentally hung it up.

Breaking via Twitch:

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

One year older today, and still no closer to growing up.

Just shared via Facebook:

One thing about me is I don’t even need to get drunk to act a fool.

Shared recently on Messenger:

People always tell me I’d be “late to my own funeral” like it’s a bad thing. They’d be lucky if I even showed up to that depressing shit.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it’s too early for alcohol.

Freshly posted on X:

Please hesitate to get in touch with me.

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