Funny quotes gender

13 Funny gender quotes

One big difference between men and women is that if a woman says “Smell this,” it usually smells nice.

2 months ago

My favorite type of gender reveal is the one where they just tell me and I don’t have to go to a party to find out.

2 months ago

The feminine urge to act clueless while knowing everything.

3 months ago

I’m not like the other girls. I’m a 37 year old man.

3 months ago

The word “ugly” cannot be used on women, I’m sorry. Women just can’t be ugly, that’s a boy thing.

3 months ago

Unlike men, women would immediately admit their mistakes if they had any.

3 months ago

Gender is a just a scam made by big bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms.

3 months ago

I’m not starting a presentation with “ladies and gentlemen”, I’m using the gender neutral “to those who heed my warnings”.

3 months ago

Most of being a woman is just removing exclamation points from emails before you send them.

3 months ago

I don’t dress for women. I don’t dress for men. I dress for the weather, mainly.

3 months ago

My pronouns are she/her and my adjectives are problematic/overwhelmed.

3 months ago

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

3 months ago

I don’t know why hair extensions are exclusive to women, I want to look like a centaur.

3 months ago