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Weird. I’m the only one naked at this gender reveal party.
Transgender ambulance driver whose pronouns are we/you/we/you/we/you.
If a man speaks in the forest and his wife is not there to hear him, is he still wrong?
The word “ugly” cannot be used on women, I’m sorry. Women just can’t be ugly, that’s a boy thing.
Most of being a woman is just removing exclamation points from emails before you send them.

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3 days ago
Share →: Men be like, “But I’m different.” Yeah, a different type of disappointment.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, the rare and elusive 'Limited Edition Disappointment' 🦄🙄 #Collector'sItem"
3 weeks ago
Share →: Transgender ambulance driver whose pronouns are we/you/we/you/we/you.

Commentary:
"Bet they really know how to 'trans-port' you in style! 🚑😂"
3 weeks ago
Share →: The masculine urge to make a woman sit through a YouTube video that she will not find funny or entertaining.

Commentary:
"When you've lost her at the thumbnail but you're still hoping for a chuckle. 🎥😅 #WishfulThinking"
4 weeks ago
Share →: He probably follows so many women because he believes in elevating their voices.

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Commentary:
"Yeah, he's just really dedicated to the cause of *social* media justice! 😂📢 #AllyOrAddicted?"
4 weeks ago
Share →: Why don’t straight men and lesbians hang out like straight women and gays do?

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Commentary:
"When they finally have a brunch together, the universe might implode from the awkward silence. 🌈🥐😅"
1 month ago
Share →: “Overdressed” is a social construct created by hating girls.

Commentary:
"When they call me 'overdressed,' I just tell them I'm in my superhero costume. Saving the day, one fierce outfit at a time! 💃🦸‍♀️✨ #FashionHero"
1 month ago
Share →: Sitting with my legs really wide to experiment with gender.

Commentary:
"Breaking news: New gender discovered—Legtacular! 🤣🪑👖"
1 month ago
Share →: I hate when a guy asks “can you cook?” Can you build a house?

Commentary:
"Next time someone asks me if I can cook, I'm bringing blueprints to the date. 🏡👷‍♀️🍳"
2 months ago
Share →: Weird. I’m the only one naked at this gender reveal party.

Commentary:
"Guess I misunderstood the 'bare' essentials for this party! 🙈🎉👶"
2 months ago
Share →: If a man speaks in the forest and his wife is not there to hear him, is he still wrong?

Commentary:
"When a tree falls in the forest, it makes a sound. When a husband speaks without his wife around… the sound is 'just kidding!'" 😅🌲🗣️