17 Funny grooming quotes — Wordgag ツ

If you have gray in your beard, you can hit it.

4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

Men can be sorted into two camps: the ones who get haircuts way before they need them, and the ones who wait until people in their lives are complaining.

2 months ago2 months ago

Bro to bro: Never get your haircut on the day of a special event.

3 months ago3 months ago

Shaved my bush and went down a pants size.

3 months ago3 months ago

Can we take a moment to celebrate the little ride we get in the pneumatic chair at the hair salon or barber when they pump it up or down?

3 months ago3 months ago

You can tell you’re getting old when the barber spends less time on the top of your head and more time on your ears.

3 months ago3 months ago

I accidentally used my dog’s shampoo today, and now I’m feeling like such a good girl.

3 months ago3 months ago

If the shampoo and the conditioner finish at the same time, one of them faked it.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair.

Jan 29, 2025

I always wonder who makes a more stupid face: women putting on make-up or men shaving?

Jan 28, 2025

A mustache is just mouth bangs.

Jan 27, 2025

A freshly cleaned bathroom triggers an irresistible urge in men to trim their beard.

Jan 25, 2025

I just tried to groom my dog myself, and I now fully understand why the dog groomer charges more for a haircut than my own stylist.

Jan 24, 2025

I’ve cut my fingernails too short and now I can’t open my shower gel. What’s the point of being well-groomed if I can’t smell like mangos?

Jan 24, 2025

Need to shave my legs again. Blow-drying takes far too long.

Jan 22, 2025

There’s never a good place to clip your toenails at the library.

Jan 21, 2025

I didn’t like my beard at first… then it grew on me.

Jan 20, 2025