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38 Funny hands quotes

Funny hands quotes 🤲✨ bring a hilarious twist to everyday gestures, turning simple hand moves into moments of pure comedy! Whether you’re waving hello, giving a thumbs up 👍, or just scratching your head 🤔, these witty sayings add a splash of humor to life’s little actions. Ready to laugh out loud and give your hands some well-deserved spotlight? Let’s dive into the funniest hand moments ever! 😂🙌

Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed their chest because of their belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

Posted onFeb 5, 2025Feb 5, 2025

Hold on, I just need to take off my glasses and put my face in my hands about it first.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Texting a man first feels like I’m on my hands and knees begging him to talk to me.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

The only thing I worry about when I’m in the restroom is if people are washing their hands or not.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Love that every time I finish a snack I have to wave my hands around to prove to my dog it’s all gone, like I’m cashing him out at a casino or something.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

What did parents do before smart phones, hold their babies with two hands or something?

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Absolute worst time of year to have a secret family. Hands down.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

I hate when flies rub their disgusting little hands together. What could you possibly be plotting? You can’t even get out of the open window.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

It’s awkward touching hands with another man inside a popcorn bag, especially if you don’t know the man and he doesn’t know you’re eating his popcorn.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

“Don’t bite the hand that feeds you!” Maybe just don’t bite hands. Shouldn’t have to qualify it.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed over their chest because of the belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

I’m not shaking hands anymore. You may bow or kneel down.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables. Turns out I was on the mothership.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Wiping my hands on my pants before I’m shaking someone’s hand, so they spend the rest of the day wondering what I just touched.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

It’s all fun and games until you send the clapping emoji instead of the prayer hands when commenting on the news of a death in the family.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

The way time stretches between the moment you put your hands under the air dryer and the realization it is in fact a paper towel dispenser.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

So many songs that tell you to throw your hands in the air like you just don’t care, so few about the hazards of ceiling fans.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

Sorry I can’t help you move, my hands are in permanent air quotes.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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