37 Funny heat quotes

• My girlfriend confided in me she loves when I blow air on her when she’s hot, but honestly, I’m not a fan.

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  2 months ago

  air, blow, blowing, blowing air, cooling, fan, girlfriend, heat, hot, humor, i, me, relationship

• It’s so hot out, I just hydroplaned off the toilet seat at work.

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  2 months ago

  experience, funny experience, heat, hot, hot weather, humor, hydroplaning, i, just, office, office humor, seat, toilet, weather, work

• Winnie the Pooh had the right idea in this goddam heat. Crop top with his honey pot facing the world.

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  2 months ago

  clothing, crop, crop top, heat, honey, honey pot, humor, idea, pooh, pot, right, summer, top, winnie, Winnie the Pooh, world

• It’s getting slide guitar and harmonica hot outside.

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  2 months ago

  getting, guitar, harmonica, heat, hot, hot weather, instrument, music, outdoor, outside, slide, slide guitar, summer, weather

• It’s so hot the chipmunks are using my bird bath as a hot tub and requesting mimosas and the brunch menu.

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  2 months ago

  bath, bird, bird bath, brunch, chipmunk, heat, hot, hot tub, humor, menu, Mimosa, summer, tub, using

• If you keep your AC any higher than 75, please don’t invite me to your terrarium, you lizard.

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  2 months ago

  AC, cold, cold preference, heat, humor, invite, keep, lizard, me, please, preference, temperature, terrarium

• “But it’s summer,” is going to be my excuse for everything from now until the end of September.

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  2 months ago

  carefree, end, everything, excuse, going, heat, humor, joke, procrastination, season, seasonal, summer

• My laptop is overheating because I am doing a really good job.

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  2 months ago

  am, computer, doing, good, heat, humor, i, job, joke, laptop, multitasking, overheating, productivity, tech, tech joke, technology, work

• I miss when there were so many episodes of every show that they all eventually did one where it was hot, and the air conditioning went out.

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  2 months ago

  air, air conditioning, conditioning, episode, episodes, every, heat, hot, humor, i, inconvenience, miss, nostalgia, show, sitcom, summer, TV, TV Show, where

• Summer: 10 minutes outside, 10 hours in front of the AC.

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  2 months ago

  AC, activity, comfort, cooling, front, heat, heatwave, hours, indoor, minutes, outdoor, outside, summer, summer activity, weather

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