168 Funny here quotes

• I just come here for the free life advice and inspirational quotes from people who’s lives are complete train wrecks.

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  2 months ago

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• Taylor Swift is a psyop designed to get my wife to hum little tunes here and there.

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  conspiracy, here, humor, little, music, psyop, relationship, swift, taylor, Taylor Swift, tunes, wife

• Somebody just told me I was living the dream, I can assure you I have never dreamt of this shit right here.

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  2 months ago

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• People at the library need to learn how to be quiet. Some of us are trying to beatbox over here.

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• Rich people don’t put their couches against their wall. I moved my couch into the middle of the floor and still haven’t gotten rich. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong here.

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  2 months ago

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• Digging my own grave, because I gotta do everything around here.

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• If you think voting is pointless wait until you hear about writing posts here.

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• I admire the audacity of beavers, they just move to a new area and say “screw the neighbors, imma put a lake here”.

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• My therapist says he can’t take any more of my talk and that I should join a group. So, here I am.

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  2 months ago

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• Sheep to the left of me. Cows to the right. Here I am. Stuck on a bus with a view.

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  2 months ago

  am, animals, bus, cow, here, humor, i, left, me, right, scenery, sheep, stuck, travel, view

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