Funny iced quotes

• Checking my iced coffee rewards points like it’s my 401k.

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  4 weeks ago

  401k, addiction, caffeine, caffeine addiction, checking, coffee, coffee lover, comparison, finance, finance humor, funny comparison, humor, iced, iced coffee, lover, personal, personal finance, point, reward, reward point, rewards

• Me and my boys are broke, so we take turns taking pictures of one iced matcha.

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  1 month ago

  activity, boys, broke, budget-friendly, friendship, group, group activity, humor, iced, iced matcha, matcha, me, photography, pictures, take, taking

• Do people still actually eat 3 meals a day, or do we all just survive off of stress and iced coffee?

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  1 month ago

  3, actually, coffee, day, eat, eating, eating habit, habit, iced, iced coffee, just, meal, meals, people, still, stress, survival, survive

• Unfortunately, free coffee in the office will never hit like a $9 iced latte will.

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  1 month ago

  9, coffee, comparison, expense, free, hit, humor, iced, iced latte, latte, luxury, never, office, preference, unfortunately

• Establish dominance at work by drinking iced tea in a wine glass.

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  1 month ago

  beverage, confidence, dominance, drinking, glass, humor, iced, iced tea, office, tea, wine, wine glass, work

• I swear people go to Starbucks and just say random words. “Lemme get a grande iced mocha no foam quad soy hexagon vortex hypothesis with steamed ice”.

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  1 month ago

  barista, coffee, drink, foam, grande, hexagon, humor, hypothesis, i, ice, iced, iced mocha, just, mocha, no foam, order, people, random, random words, say, Starbucks, swear, vortex, words

• Iced coffee and crying, the most Californian afternoon.

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  3 months ago

  afternoon, beverage, california, coffee, crying, emotions, humor, iced, iced coffee, most

• There’s no reason my stomach should be growling, I just gave it some iced coffee.

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  4 months ago

  coffee, drink, food, growling, humor, hunger, i, iced, iced coffee, joke, just, reason, should, stomach

• Showing up late with an iced coffee is not about poor time management, it’s about knowing how to make an entrance.

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  4 months ago

  arrival, coffee, entrance, humor, iced, iced coffee, knowing, late, lateness, management, poor, punctuality, showing, time, time management

• I love convincing myself iced coffee counts as hydration and self-care.

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  4 months ago

  coffee, drink, humor, hydration, i, iced, iced coffee, love, myself, self-care, wellness

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