Funny iced quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Establish dominance at work by drinking iced tea in a wine glass.

  Commentary:
  "Because nothing says power move like sipping iced tea from a wine glass at the office 🍷💼 Boss level: expert! Who needs a corner office when you've got a fancy glass, am I right? 😄 #TeaGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I swear people go to Starbucks and just say random words. “Lemme get a grande iced mocha no foam quad soy hexagon vortex hypothesis with steamed ice”.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the ancient Starbucks ritual of summoning the barista's creativity with a perplexing order 😄🔮 It's like a caffeinated incantation meant to bring forth the ultimate fusion of flavors in a cup! Just remember to add a side of magical sprinkles and a pinch of unicorn dust for good measure! 🦄☕✨

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