16 Funny improvement quotes

• To everyone I offended this year: do better next year, so I don’t have to do it again.

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  1 hour ago

  again, apology, better, everyone, humor, i, improvement, next, offended, offense, sarcasm, year

• Someone called me strict today, and that means a lot to me because I’m a recovering people pleaser.

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  6 hours ago

  compliment, humor, improvement, lot, me, means, people, people pleaser, pleaser, recovering, self, self-improvement, someone, strict, today

• Due to personal reasons, I’ll be getting stronger every day.

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  1 day ago

  day, due, every, getting, humor, improvement, motivation, personal, personal reason, reason, reasons, self, self-improvement, strength

• Damn, I just realized that the future idealized version of myself can’t exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things.

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  2 weeks ago

  being, catalyst, change, current, doing, exist, future, future self, growth, hard, hard thing, i, improvement, just, me, motivation, myself, personal, personal growth, realization, self, self-improvement, thing, things, version

• Kind of miraculous how much love can be summoned and how much your day can be improved by just looking at an animal and saying stuff in a weird voice.

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  3 weeks ago

  affection, animal, booster, day, day improvement, funny voice, humor, improvement, interaction, just, kind, looking, love, miraculous, mood, mood booster, much, pet, pet interaction, saying, stuff, voice, weird

• The more I practice, the luckier I get.

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  1 month ago

  effort, humor, i, improvement, luck, motivation, practice, skill, success

• I will improve my life after I doom scroll a little more. Yes.

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  1 month ago

  after, doom, doom scroll, humor, i, improve, improvement, life, little, media, procrastination, scroll, self, self-improvement, social, social media, yes

• If you can figure out how to configure your default state to be slightly amused rather than slightly annoyed, you pretty much enter God Mode.

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  2 months ago

  amusement, annoyance, annoyed, attitude, emotion, enter, figure, God, hack, humor, improvement, life, life hack, mindset, mode, motivation, much, positivity, pretty, self, self-improvement, state

• My signature move is always learning my lessons the hard way.

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  2 months ago

  always, hard, hard way, humor, improvement, learning, lesson, lessons, life, life lesson, mistake, move, self, self-improvement, signature, signature move

• It’s lowkey nothing else to do except become a better version of yourself, lol.

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  2 months ago

  better, casual, casual tone, else, except, growth, humor, improvement, lol, motivation, nothing, personal, personal growth, self, self-improvement, tone, version, yourself

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