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Funny jacket quotes

It’s that time of year where every jacket you choose is wrong.

It’s that time of year where every jacket you choose is wrong.

Funny Quotes Apr 1, 2025

80 percent of my life now is just "hmmmm… should I bring my jacket or not?"

80 percent of my life now is just “hmmmm… should I bring my jacket or not?”

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

You can recognize working-class kids by the fact that they hang their jacket over the chair in the restaurant and not on the coat hook.

You can recognize working-class kids by the fact that they hang their jacket over the chair in the restaurant and not on the coat hook.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Instead of working on making myself a better person, I am going to purchase a cool new jacket.

Instead of working on making myself a better person, I am going to purchase a cool new jacket.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I got us matching straight jackets for Christmas.

I got us matching straight jackets for Christmas.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

My fitness goal is to lose two straight jacket sizes.

My fitness goal is to lose two straight jacket sizes.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

When the doorbell rings, I always go to the door with my jacket on. Depending on who it is, I either just want to leave or have just come home.

When the doorbell rings, I always go to the door with my jacket on. Depending on who it is, I either just want to leave or have just come home.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025