Funny landlord quotes

Funny landlord quotes bring a hilarious twist to the ups and downs of renting 🏠😂 Whether you’re a tenant or landlord, these witty lines capture all the quirky moments and unexpected surprises that come with property life 🛠️🤣 Get ready to laugh out loud and see the lighter side of rent, repairs, and neighborly chaos! 🎉🏡 #LandlordLife #RentalHumor

Tired of my landlord depending on my rent. Bro, get a job.

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Next, my cat will start charging me for emotional support services 🐱💸🔧

Had to sit with a straight face while my landlord told me I was paying his rent and mortgage for him.

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When your rental home turns into a Monopoly board and you’re the one paying the premium on every square 🔄🏠💸🤣

Landlord: I’m raising your rent. Me: Am I getting a bigger house?

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🏠💰 "Landlord: I’m raising your rent.
Me: Cool, so is the house getting taller, wider, or just more sarcastic?" 😂🔑

There are two wolves inside me, but please no one tell my landlord.

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🐺🏠 When you have two wolves inside you, the last thing you need is your landlord getting involved! 🙈 Better keep those wild roommates under wraps before you end up with a "no wolves allowed" policy. 🚫🐺 #WildLifeProblems #LandlordDrama

We have decided to sell the house. How long do you think it will take for our landlord to find out?

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Well, considering how fast gossip spreads faster than the speed of light in the landlord world, I'd say give it about 10 seconds 😂🕰️🏘️ Good luck with your speedy home-selling escapades!

Remind the demons under your bed that you’re the landlord, raise the rent.

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"Show those pesky bedroom demons who's boss by giving them a rent hike! 💸🔥 They'll either shape up or move out to a less assertive dream! 😈🏠 #NightmareLandlord"

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