Funny landlord quotes

• Asking my landlord if he has any Cyber Monday deals.

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  2 weeks ago

  asking, cyber, Cyber Monday, deal, deals, humor, landlord, Monday, negotiation, rent, shopping

• Tons of names in my phones are “Kenny Landlord,” “Mike Electric,” or “Pete Do Not Answer,” and I just realized this is how Anglo surnames have always worked.

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  1 month ago

  always, Anglo, answer, contacts, electric, humor, i, just, landlord, Mike, name, names, phone, phone contacts, phones, realization, surname

• Scooby Doo was a woke-ass show. Every villain was just a landlord trying to scare people off their property so they could sell it.

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  1 month ago

  doo, every, just, landlord, people, property, scare, scooby, Scooby Doo, sell, show, trying, villain, woke

• Landlord: I’m raising your rent. Me: Am I getting a bigger house?

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  1 month ago

  am, bigger, getting, house, housing, humor, i, joke, landlord, me, misunderstanding, money, raising, rent, response, sarcasm, sarcastic, sarcastic response, wit

• There are two wolves inside me, but please no one tell my landlord.

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  2 months ago

  duality, humor, inner, inner struggle, inside, joke, landlord, me, struggle, tell, wolf

• We have decided to sell the house. How long do you think it will take for our landlord to find out?

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  2 months ago

  decision, estate, find out, house, humor, landlord, real, real estate, sell, take, think, timing

• Remind the demons under your bed that you’re the landlord, raise the rent.

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  2 months ago

  authority, bed, demons, humor, imagination, landlord, rent

• Tired of my landlord depending on my rent. Bro, get a job.

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  2 months ago

  bro, humor, job, landlord, rent, sarcasm, tired

• Had to sit with a straight face while my landlord told me I was paying his rent and mortgage for him.

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  5 months ago

  face, i, landlord, me, mortgage, paying, rent, sit, straight, straight face, tenant, told, while

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