Funny landlord quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Landlord: I’m raising your rent. Me: Am I getting a bigger house?

  Commentary:
  🏠💰 "Landlord: I’m raising your rent.
  Me: Cool, so is the house getting taller, wider, or just more sarcastic?" 😂🔑

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  5 months ago

  Share →: There are two wolves inside me, but please no one tell my landlord.

  Commentary:
  🐺🏠 When you have two wolves inside you, the last thing you need is your landlord getting involved! 🙈 Better keep those wild roommates under wraps before you end up with a "no wolves allowed" policy. 🚫🐺 #WildLifeProblems #LandlordDrama

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  5 months ago

  Share →: We have decided to sell the house. How long do you think it will take for our landlord to find out?

  Commentary:
  Well, considering how fast gossip spreads faster than the speed of light in the landlord world, I'd say give it about 10 seconds 😂🕰️🏘️ Good luck with your speedy home-selling escapades!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Remind the demons under your bed that you’re the landlord, raise the rent.

  Commentary:
  "Show those pesky bedroom demons who's boss by giving them a rent hike! 💸🔥 They'll either shape up or move out to a less assertive dream! 😈🏠 #NightmareLandlord"

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