Wordgag ツ

3 months ago
Share →: I do not like FaceTime unless we’re best friends or I’m in love with you.

Commentary:
Haha, so you're saying FaceTime's like a VIP club? 😄📱💘 Better be on that exclusive list!
3 months ago
Share →: To be blocked is to be seen and to be seen is to be loved.

Commentary:
Ah, the ol' digital paradox: getting blocked means you're finally in the spotlight, and unexpected love might just be a click away! 💻❤️🚫
Remember, sometimes being "blocked" is life's quirky way of saying, "Hey, you're too awesome for my inbox!" 😎✨
3 months ago
Share →: Cholesterol has a special place in my heart.

Commentary:
Looks like your heart’s got a *sweet* spot for cholesterol—literally! 💓🍕 Maybe it’s time to give that “special place” a little love by lowering those levels. After all, heart health > heart-shaped cakes! 😄🩺
3 months ago
Share →: Doomscrolling: because who doesn’t love anxiety as a hobby?

Commentary:
Ah, the noble art of doomscrolling — where finding new ways to stress out is practically a competitive sport. 🎯📱 Who needs hobbies that relax when you can master the fine craft of scrolling through chaos? 😅💥 Remember, folks: it's all about keeping that heart rate up and your screen time even higher! 🧠📈 #AnxietyAficionado
3 months ago
Share →: She is so narcissistic that her narcissism has narcissism.

Commentary:
Oh wow, talk about a mirror obsession squared! 😂 She's got narcissism on repeat—like a never-ending selfie session in her own mind! 📸🙄 It's like narcissism inception: who’s really the most self-absorbed? 🌀🤳
3 months ago
Share →: Men love to show you a YouTube video. It is a sign of deep respect in their culture.

Commentary:
Ah, the sacred act of sharing a YouTube video – a true display of honor and reverence in the male species. 📺💁‍♂️ It's as if they are saying, "Let me enlighten you with this finest of internet gems, behold my digital offering!" 🌟😄 So, next time a guy wants to show you a YouTube video, just remember, it's their way of showing you the deepest form of respect known to mankind! 🤣
3 months ago
Share →: The devil couldn’t reach me, so he made sure that the love I give is never reciprocated.

Commentary:
Looks like the devil got a bit jealous of your heart's generosity and decided to play cupid in reverse! 😈💔 Don't worry, your love is just too radiant for some to handle! 🌟😆 #LoveStruggles #DevilishIntentions
3 months ago
Share →: I love my cat, but I hope in her next life she’s reincarnated as the owner of a very whiny cat.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of cat karma! 😸🔄 Here's to hoping she learns the joys (or pains) of dealing with a demanding furball in her next life! 🙀😹 #Catception"
3 months ago
Share →: I love sleeping. You don’t spend any money and you don’t miss anyone.

Commentary:
"Sleeping: the ultimate budget-friendly and drama-free activity! 💤💸 No need for expensive outings or heart-to-heart conversations while in dreamland. Who needs reality when you have a cozy bed and the promise of zero social obligations?"
3 months ago
Share →: I love saying “why would I lie” when I’m lying.

Commentary:
"Why would I lie? 🤥 Oh wait, I lie all the time! 😂 It's the perfect alibi – just add a sprinkle of sarcasm and a dash of mischief! 🔥 #WittyFibber"