518 Funny love quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: For a girl that loves sleep and hates stress, my career choice is questionable.

  Commentary:
  "Choosing a career that requires early mornings and constant deadlines is basically a plot twist to my own life story. 🙃💤 #SleepIsLife"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Women love it when you approach them on the street and say “whoa, is there a hot babe convention in town?”

  Commentary:
  "Approaching women on the street with lines like 'whoa, is there a hot babe convention in town?' is like trying to catch a fish with a loudspeaker instead of a fishing rod 🎣🔊. Let's just say subtlety might work better than a bold approach in this case!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Your in his DMs, I’m on Etsy paying a witch to put a spell on him.

  Commentary:
  "Girl, while you're sliding into his DMs, I'm busy browsing Etsy for a real magic solution! 🧙‍♀️💫 Can't risk losing him to a simple DM battle after all! 😂 #WitchCraftOverRomance"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I love when my brain cells kiss and I have an idea.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the sweet sensation of brain cells locking lips and giving birth to brilliance! 💡💋 Who knew intellectual chemistry could be so steamy and productive? 😜 #BrainyRomance"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: If we were both crows, I’d bring you shiny things.

  Commentary:
  "Flirting level: crow! 🌟 Who needs jewelry when you can impress with all things shiny and sparkly? Just imagine the magpie envy 😂🦅 #BirdRomance"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Tell me I’d look good in a potato sack or lose me forever.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs fancy clothes when you can rock a potato sack with style? 🥔💃 If they can't appreciate your tater-chic vibes, then they're obviously not worth keeping around! #PotatoSackFashionista"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Love is in the air, but so is the flu. Wash your hands!

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the sweet scent of love mingling with the not-so-fragrant flu bugs 🤧💕 Remember folks, romance is great, but nothing kills the vibe like a runny nose – wash those hands and keep the love strong and germs weak! 🧼🥰"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Take a broken girl, fix her. And she will go back to the same guy again.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to fix a broken person and expecting a different outcome is like trying to fit a square peg into a round hole. 🤦‍♀️ Maybe it's time to upgrade to someone who comes pre-assembled! 😉🔧"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: If you show her you care, she will keep you as a spare.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'Keep you as a spare' – perfect for emotional emergencies and relationship punctures! 🧯 Better stock up on love and kindness, just in case you get called into action! 💔😅"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a 'we' when you've got 'food' all to yourself? 😏🍽️ It's every munch for themselves at the dinner table!"

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