Funny manipulation quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Bored as hell. Anyone want to emotionally manipulate each other?

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you boredom, start a game of emotional chess! 🎭😜 Checkmate your way into fun!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m sorry I lied to you. I only did it for material gain. And to cause you psychological harm. And to prove I’m smarter than you.

  Commentary:
  "Well, at least they were honest about lying… I guess? 🤷‍♂️ Can't fault their ambition, right? 💸😂 #Mastermind"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The only time anyone should watch the news is to study how psychological manipulation works on the general public.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the news – where sensational headlines reign supreme and the drama unfolds like a soap opera 🎭! It's like a crash course in how to keep your emotions on a rollercoaster ride 🎢. Just remember to bring your popcorn and a healthy dose of skepticism! 🍿🧐 #StayWoke"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Politics top tip: Gain people’s trust by telling them that everyone is lying to them.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic political strategy: convince everyone that you're the only honest one in a sea of deception! 🕵️‍♂️🤥 Who knew the key to trust was a well-crafted conspiracy theory? 😂 Just remember, it's all fun and games until people start questioning if even you are lying about lying! 🤔🤫 #TrustNoOne"

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