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Somebody should market a beer called “Occasionally”. So when asked, I can say, “I only drink occasionally”.

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My Mom asks why everything is on the floor, like she never heard of gravity.

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The biggest first-world problem is having your favorite makeup product be discontinued.

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Nothing more humbling than being at a karaoke birthday party with a bunch of singers.

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People with ADHD be like “I can’t fry an egg, I got too much going on”.

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Life is short, unless you’re listening to a kid describing an episode of PAW Patrol.

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I’m so jealous of people who know how to shut up. I shut up, and subtitles come out my face.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

My bit for Thanksgiving is going to be constantly bringing up politics, but pronouncing every politician’s name slightly incorrectly.

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“New recipe” is code for “less content, but worse ingredients”.

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I’m never really sure what to do with my hands when I go jogging, so I don’t go jogging.

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Normalize arguing with plants who refuse to stay alive.

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The thumbs up emoji is a nice way to tell someone not only did you receive their message, you’re also done with the conversation.

Going bananas on Discord:

There will only be world peace if we get another Gangnam Style.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Welcome to your 40s. You now pay for 7 streaming services, only use 4 and can’t remember the password to any of them.

Just landed via Snapchat:

My kid tells me his toothpaste is “too spicy” but he doesn’t seem to be having any trouble with Flamin’ Hot Cheetos.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Avocado is just green butter.

Freshly posted on Threads:

If you’ve seen one shopping centre, you’ve seen a mall.

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The older I get, I realize my mom was right, but I just didn’t like her tone.

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Unfortunately, I don’t give ugly men a chance, because they wouldn’t give me one if I were the ugly one.

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I used to party all night. Now I check the weather forecast for the next day to see if it’s a good laundry day.

12 Funny manipulation quotes

Funny manipulation quotes bring a cheeky twist to the art of persuasion 😏🎭 They shine a light on sly tactics with a wink and a laugh, making tricky situations a bit more entertaining 😂✨ Whether you’re a master of mind games or just love clever wordplay, these quotes serve up witty wisdom with a playful punch 💡🎉 Ready to see manipulation in a whole new, hilarious light? Let’s dive in! 🚀😜

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75 shares on Slack this month:

I’m sorry for the things I said when I was running late due to circumstances completely within my control.

98 shares on Twitch this month:

If snails are so slow, why don’t we ever see them coming? It’s just BAM, there’s a snail.

41 shares on WeChat this month:

In a parallel universe, there’s a happy me.

55 shares on Snapchat this month:

If you don’t like me, remember: it’s mind over matter. I don’t mind, and you don’t matter.

21 shares on Slack this month:

Old age comes at a bad time. Once you finally know everything, you start to forget everything you know.

76 shares on Threads this month:

You can fake a smile, but you can’t fake jazz hands.

44 shares on WeChat this month:

Spotify Wrapped isn’t enough, I want an Excel spreadsheet of my listening habits.

81 shares on TikTok this month:

I’ve learned my lesson so many times that I could be a teacher.

32 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I hate it when I’m cleaning the house and suddenly find a bowl of ice cream in my lap and my soap opera on.

60 shares on Messenger this month:

I try to shoot all of my garbage into outer space, but usually it just lands in my neighbor’s backyard.

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Just read the Ten Commandments for the first time and you can’t do shit with your neighbor.

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Me: I have a cut under my fingernail. Universe: Excellent, I will send you an unusually high number of encounters with citrus fruit.

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I’m not even sure what I’m doing on this planet.

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If a beer is 8 bucks, it’s a show. If a beer is 14 bucks, it’s a concert.

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When life gives you lemons maybe think to yourself, “that’s really quite remarkable given how far I live from a climate capable of growing citrus.”

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Can you put some pants on my voodoo doll and pop some money in the pocket, please?

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Messages are way funnier when you know how the person talks.

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Gutted to report that spending a day offline, touching grass with my friends, was phenomenal for my mental health.

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Going out for two days in a row should really be considered an extreme sport.

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I forgot to turn my clocks back and, oh my God, you guys are not going to believe the stuff that happens in the next hour.

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Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

Killing me softly with his schlong.

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I hope this email kills us both.

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You should be allowed to leave work early if you are really in love.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

I think that police officers on foot should wear blue flashing sneakers.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has bookmarked:

“Thug life,” I whisper to myself as I check out my sunglasses in the mirror.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has shared:

The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker.

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Hate when I have to be mean. Why would you push a sweet girl this far?

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Sweet, but twisted. Does that make me a candy cane?

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Life can only give you lemons if you answer the door.

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Super excited to not contribute anything worthwhile today.

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Just landed via X:

For a long time, I didn’t know what to do with my strange thoughts. Then I signed up for Facebook.

Trending via Facebook:

Don’t be sad, laundry, nobody’s doing me either.

Seen just now on Discord:

Before social media, you could just completely forget that somebody existed. Good times.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

“I’m not afraid to admit when I’m wrong. For example, I thought it was a good idea to leave the house today, which, as it turns out, was a terrible mistake.”

Shared recently on Threads:

Welcome to your 50s, you now take supplements to help your memory, but you can’t remember if you took them today.

Just shared via Facebook:

Money does not buy happiness, but it’s better to cry in a sports car than on a bicycle.

Trending via Facebook:

I can’t explain it, but I am very bold and very shy at the same time.

Just shared via Instagram:

I can’t believe Halloween was 10 pounds ago.

Just landed via Reddit:

If the only person you’re competing with is yourself, how could you lose?

Shared recently on Twitch:

That awkward moment when someone is doing the dishes, and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

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