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5 months ago
Share →: I’ll let you guys know if the psych ward has wifi.

Commentary:
"Looks like we're getting a live update from the psych ward! 👀 Who needs therapy when you've got wifi, am I right? 🤪 #Priorities"
5 months ago
Share →: Twitter is Iike the smoking area for social media.

Commentary:
Ah, Twitter, where we all gather to blow off some steam and have a virtual smoke break 🚬. Just remember, keeping your tweets short and sweet doesn't count as taking a short break 😜.
5 months ago
Share →: A social media post so confusing you turn your music down to read it.

Commentary:
"Reading that post is like trying to decipher ancient hieroglyphics while listening to Beethoven's symphony 🤔🎼📱 #LostInTranslation"
5 months ago
Share →: Santa doesn’t check the naughty list anymore, he just checks social media.

Commentary:
Oh, Santa has upgraded to social media surveillance 🎅📱! Keeping tabs on who's been naughty or nice through Instagram filters and Twitter threads.📸🎄 Let's hope he doesn't get distracted by cat videos or TikTok challenges! 😂🎅📲 #SantaStalkingOnline
5 months ago
Share →: Twitter is like a psych ward with no staff.

Commentary:
"Twitter: where everyone's thoughts are on display, but sanity is nowhere to be found! 🐦🤪 #BirdsOfAFeather #CrazyTweets"
5 months ago
Share →: Dear Snapchat memory, that’s not my friend anymore.

Commentary:
"Dear Snapchat memory, please delete that ex-friend like you delete my embarrassing snaps! 🙅‍♂️📸 #ByeFelicia"
5 months ago
Share →: For whom the doom scrolls!

Commentary:
"Ah, the elusive seekers of the ancient scrolls! 🧙‍♂️🔮 Who dare to decipher the cryptic messages of destiny… or just end up getting zapped by an unexpected curse! ⚡️💀 Remember, not all scrolls lead to treasure chests! 🗝️😅"
5 months ago
Share →: Twitter sucks so much, but randomly there are such funny tweets, so I wait, like a frog, for one delicious fly.

Commentary:
"Twitter is like a swamp. 🐸 You wade through the muck, dodging toxic tweets left and right. But once in a while, a gem surfaces like a delicious fly, and you strike with the speed of a hungry frog! 🦟✨ #TweetTreats"
5 months ago
Share →: If a girl sends you selfies and you don’t compliment her, she should be allowed to electrocute you.

Commentary:
"Let's hope her selfie game is shockingly good! ⚡️💁‍♀️ Remember, compliments are a girl's best defense against electrocution, folks! 😉 #selfieprotection"
5 months ago
Share →: Someone was saying that social media makes you miss out on your real life, but have you seen real life?

Commentary:
Oh yeah, real life…that place where the WiFi is weak, the coffee is cold, and the sun is trying to kill you 🌞🙅‍♂️ Who needs that when you can scroll through endless cat videos in the comfort of your pajamas? 😂🐱 #LivingForTheMemes