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Maybe the real American dream is the debt we collected along the way.

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Does anyone else feel like their brain has a hundred tabs open at once?

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Many fruits can be great names… but the real challenge is naming a child after a vegetable….

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The older I get, the more I respect Sleeping Beauty. She took one look at the world and said, “Nah.”

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“Stop bouncing your leg!” It’s either this or I start screaming.

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Dear life, when I said “can this day get any worse” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

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Why does the weekend always feel like it lasts five minutes?

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I don’t think you all understand. If Taylor Swift didn’t have a private jet, she’d be Taylor Slow.

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With me, it isn’t Netflix & chill. It’s Prime & panic.

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I love 12 a.m. to 5 a.m. The world is so quiet.

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The hard part about dating is finding someone who’s mentally ill enough to understand you, but not mentally ill enough to ruin your life.

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Gang members are so lucky to have something to do with their hands in photos.

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Pornhub be like “Your phone got a virus,” bro, just play the bloody video.

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When I die, I want to come back as a speed bump so I can piss people off.

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Being complimented by a girl in public is like getting kissed by an angel.

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At the Pride and Prejudice showing booing whenever Prejudice comes on screen.

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The world is in chaos, confess to your crush!

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Apparently you’re not supposed to announce that there’s been a death in the family every time you kill a houseplant.

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If I turned into a “teen wolf”, my first order of business would definitely be helping my basketball team get to the local championships.

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If you ever need nothing, I’m here for you.

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They always say, there is someone for everyone… unfortunately, the person for me is a therapist.

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You don’t need a therapist, you need an exorcist.

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3 friends is enough. 1 for the movie theater, 1 for drinks and apps, 1 for texting concerning mental health information.

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The art of staying somewhat sane in an insane world.

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Liking someone who likes you back is probably really good for your mental health.

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At my next therapy session, I will be discussing the trauma I’ve been dealing with ever since the grocery store layout was altered.

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I want the dreams to chase me for once.

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Looking for someone to take to couples therapy and see how long it takes the therapist to notice we don’t know each other.

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The October urge to live in a sleepy seaside town with a horrifying backstory.

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Always stay crazy. Otherwise you’ll go crazy.

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Diarrhea. Having it. Spelling it. Everything about it is shit.

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When I worked as a restaurant critic, I wrote under a nom nom nom de plume.

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How many calories do you burn waiting to hear back?

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Teens don’t know how good they have it with lyrics sites. We used to have to sing shit wrong for years until the truth destroyed us.

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I woke up from a deep sleep in a panic thinking I was late for work. Thankfully, I was already there.

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The fewer the people, the greater the inner peace.

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Hey, if the Earth could stop air frying me, that’d be great.

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Hey, people, my age. Remember going into the computer lab at school?

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Halloween pumpkins look even scarier if you just use the ones from last year.

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Ever think vampires just lied about hating garlic, now we’re just out here seasoning ourselves for them?

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Insulting me won’t work. I already said that to myself earlier.

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People who read and do research will always sound crazy to people who don’t.

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They said, “Enjoy your money because life is short.” Now my money is finished, but I’m still alive.

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Accidentally turned my clocks back too far and ended up at a Wham concert.

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Accidentally blurted out “skip intro” when my mother-in-law wasn’t getting to the point.

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You know you’re getting old when the radio stations and bars play music you don’t like, but the supermarket is throwing out banger after banger.

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Welcome to your 40s: you’re not exhausted, that’s just your face now.

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Bluesky honestly feels like a miracle where you take the most annoying people in the world and stick them in a broken elevator together.

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Snakes don’t hiss anymore, they call you babe, bro, or friend.

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Inside you, there are two wolves. Kevin Costner is dancing with both of them. I don’t know how this works.

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My wife and I always eat dinner as fast as possible so we can have a popsicle.

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Warning: not watching the news may lead to a heightened sense of joy, security, and optimism.

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Do vape shops and nail salons actually make money, or is my town’s economy one big laundering scheme?

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If you don’t have a favorite spatula yet, you still have some growing up to do.

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In hell, you wait for a ‘verify your email address’ email that never arrives.

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I thought I liked seeing movies, but it turns out I like eating candy in a dark room where it’s illegal to talk to me.

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