Funny millennial quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I will not stop replying with gifs. I am a Millennial, it’s my birthright.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the almighty power of gifs in the hands of a Millennial! 🎥💁‍♂️ Embracing the digital age with all the animated glory like a true GIF warrior! 💻🤳 Who needs words when you can express everything with a perfectly timed gif? 🙅‍♀️🙌 Keep on gif-ing, oh bearer of memes! 🌟😄 #MillennialBirthright

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Millennials aren’t having kids because no one’s made lo-fi hip-hop beats to yell at your kids to.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like we’ve finally cracked the code to solving the declining birthrate – forget lullabies, what we really need are some fire lo-fi beats to keep those kiddos in check! 🎵👶 #ParentingHack"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The Sims fulfills the millennial fantasy of being able to afford a house in a walkable neighborhood on the salary of a professional carrot peeler.

  Commentary:
  "The Sims: where you can afford a mansion in San Myshuno just by meticulously peeling virtual carrots 🥕💰 Who needs reality when you've got a digital dream world?"

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