11 Funny millennial quotes

• I will not stop replying with gifs. I am a Millennial, it’s my birthright.

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  am, birthright, communication, culture, digital, digital culture, generation, gif, humor, i, millennial, replying, stop

• Millennials aren’t having kids because no one’s made lo-fi hip-hop beats to yell at your kids to.

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  1 week ago

  beats, having, hip-hop, humor, kids, lo-fi, millennial, millennials, parenting, yell

• The Sims fulfills the millennial fantasy of being able to afford a house in a walkable neighborhood on the salary of a professional carrot peeler.

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  1 week ago

  afford, being, carrot, carrot peeler, fantasy, house, humor, millennial, neighborhood, peeler, professional, salary, Sims, walkable, walkable neighborhood

• My intern was born in 2007. I have unread emails older than that.

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  2 weeks ago

  2007, age, born, email, emails, humor, i, intern, millennial, office, older, technology, unread, unread email, year

• I don’t know what millennial needs to hear this, but throw away the box your phone came in. You don’t need it. You will never need it.

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  2 weeks ago

  advice, away, box, came, hear, humor, i, know, millennial, need, needs, never, phone, throw, throw away

• Every millennial is now paying Apple $9.99/month for 2TB just to not delete their life.

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  2 weeks ago

  apple, cloud, cloud storage, data, delete, digital, digital life, every, humor, just, life, millennial, monthly, monthly payment, paying, payment, storage, subscription, technology

• She was unique, like a millennial that could drive a stick shift.

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  2 weeks ago

  car, drive, driving, humor, manual, manual transmission, millennial, shift, stereotype, stick, stick shift, transmission, unique

• The Gen Z stare. The millennial pause. Instead, let’s talk about the boomer inappropriate personal question.

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  2 weeks ago

  boomer, gen, Gen Z, generation, humor, inappropriate, inappropriate question, millennial, pause, personal, personal question, question, stare, talk, z

• Millennials are so young because we were never allowed to grow up. Still living like broke college kids in our 40s.

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  3 weeks ago

  40s, adulthood, age, allowed, broke, college, college kid, grow, humor, kid, kids, lifestyle, living, middle, middle age, millennial, millennials, never, still, young, youth

• Sometimes I wish I was a millennial, so I could talk about sex with my friends.

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  3 weeks ago

  conversation, friend, friends, humor, i, millennial, sex, sometimes, talk, wish

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