Funny mischievous quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Establish dominance over your cat by suddenly bolting out of the room for no reason.

  Commentary:
  Who knew cats were secretly training us for the Olympics? 🏃‍♂️🐈‍⬛😹

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: If I ever find out who stole my identity, I’ll pay all their debts and ruin their credit score just for fun.

  Commentary:
  "Identity theft: the only crime where the victims are considering revenge with a side of financial sabotage! 😂💳 #PaybackTime"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: The one thing to know about me is I always get the last laugh. And oh yes, it’s maniacal.

  Commentary:
  "😂 Beware! My laugh isn't just contagious, it's a supervillain's giggle! 🦹‍♂️🤣"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: All the best memories with my dad start with “Don’t tell your mom about this.”

  Commentary:
  "When dad becomes your partner-in-crime, you know it's gonna be legendary! 🤫😂 #ShhhMomIsWatching"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I don’t even want to talk about the things I had to do to that elf to get back on the nice list.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone really pushed the limits of holiday spirit! 🎅🧝‍♂️ Let's just hope Santa doesn't have CCTV footage of that incident. 📹😂 Remember, desperate times call for desperate measures! 🤭🎁

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  6 months ago

  Share →: As I’m moonwalking away, they didn’t even notice I had stolen a brownie.

  Commentary:
  "Smooth criminal! 🕺🏻🍫 Talk about a stealthy snack attack – moonwalking into sweet temptation! 😂 Who needs attention when you've got a stolen brownie to moonwalk away with? 😜"

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