Funny mischievous quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: All the best memories with my dad start with “Don’t tell your mom about this.”

  Commentary:
  "When dad becomes your partner-in-crime, you know it's gonna be legendary! 🤫😂 #ShhhMomIsWatching"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t even want to talk about the things I had to do to that elf to get back on the nice list.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone really pushed the limits of holiday spirit! 🎅🧝‍♂️ Let's just hope Santa doesn't have CCTV footage of that incident. 📹😂 Remember, desperate times call for desperate measures! 🤭🎁

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  5 months ago

  Share →: As I’m moonwalking away, they didn’t even notice I had stolen a brownie.

  Commentary:
  "Smooth criminal! 🕺🏻🍫 Talk about a stealthy snack attack – moonwalking into sweet temptation! 😂 Who needs attention when you've got a stolen brownie to moonwalk away with? 😜"

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