Funny mischievous quotes

• Establish dominance over your cat by suddenly bolting out of the room for no reason.

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  2 months ago

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• If I ever find out who stole my identity, I’ll pay all their debts and ruin their credit score just for fun.

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  2 months ago

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• The one thing to know about me is I always get the last laugh. And oh yes, it’s maniacal.

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  2 months ago

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• All the best memories with my dad start with “Don’t tell your mom about this.”

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  2 months ago

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• I don’t even want to talk about the things I had to do to that elf to get back on the nice list.

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  2 months ago

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• As I’m moonwalking away, they didn’t even notice I had stolen a brownie.

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  2 months ago

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