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You don’t have to check your Spotify Wrapped, you are the most played this year.
Most people prefer lies. The truth just hits them like a WiFi outage, and then they just stand there, confused and buffering.
The paintings I always like the most in museums are the ones that have a bench.
“It’s the most wonderful crime of the year!” I crooned running away with the pot of Santa’s donations.
The most attractive thing a man can do is hitting his own head and repeating “stupid, stupid, stupid”.

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4 months ago
Share →: Laundry has to be the most sinister chore. Always waiting, always lurking.

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"Ah, yes, the dark and devious laundry – the ultimate ninja of household tasks! 🧺⚔️ Never underestimate its stealthy ways as it waits in the shadows, ready to strike when you least expect it! Beware the menacing piles of socks and the cunning conspiracy of missing socks! 😂 #LaundryNinja"
4 months ago
Share →: Most people prefer lies. The truth just hits them like a WiFi outage, and then they just stand there, confused and buffering.

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Oh, the struggle of dealing with the brutal honesty! 🤭💻 It's like trying to stream your favorite show, only for the WiFi to suddenly ghost you. 😂📶 Just standing there, lost in the digital abyss, contemplating your life choices and waiting for the universe to hit play again. 🤔🔄 #TruthHurts #WiFiWoes
4 months ago
Share →: One thing I love about the internet is seeing some of the most hateful people posting inspirational quotes.

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Ah, the internet – where keyboard warriors transform into motivational speakers, spreading positivity with the same passion they reserve for trolling. 😂🌈 Let's just hope they find some inspiration themselves amidst all that hate! #KeyboardWarriorsTurnedGurus 🙌
4 months ago
Share →: People are like lottery tickets, most of them are losers.

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"Life's grand lottery: full of winners, losers, and those still waiting for their numbers to be called 🎰🎟️ But hey, at least we can always hope for a jackpot in good vibes and laughter! 💰😄"
4 months ago
Share →: Twitter is the most fun you can have on the toilet.

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"Twitter: where your tweets flow like your creativity and your bowels 💩 A digital escape as you answer nature's call! 🚽😆 #TweetingFromTheThrone"
4 months ago
Share →: My toxic trait is treating my glasses like they’re not the most expensive thing I wear everyday.

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"Clearly, I have a special talent for turning my expensive glasses into everyday objects… who knew haute couture could also be an accessory to misplace! 👓💸 #ClumsyChic"
4 months ago
Share →: Bowling: The most fun you can have wearing someone else’s shoes.

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"Who knew swapping shoes could bring so much joy! 🎳😂 It's like stepping into someone else's world… while trying not to step in something else too! 👟🤣"
5 months ago
Share →: Some people get it. Most people don’t.

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"Understanding sarcasm is like a superpower: some have it, while for others it remains a mystery 🦸‍♂️🔮 #SarcasmDetective"
5 months ago
Share →: I can handle most things in life, but hearing people chew isn’t one of them.

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"Who knew that the sound of someone chewing could be the ultimate kryptonite? 🦸‍♂️🍽️ It's like a symphony of crunches and smacks… but instead of music, it's just irritation in stereo! 🎵🙉 #PetPeeves #ChewOnThat"
5 months ago
Share →: Journaling was the most useless thing l ever attempted. Not only am I still suffering but now there’s evidence.

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"Dear diary, today I attempted to conquer my inner demons through journaling…only to realize I've unintentionally solidified my suffering for eternity. 📔😂 #FailedTherapy"