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3 months ago
Share →: What we need is an evil Santa who steals our children’s most annoying toys.

Commentary:
🤣 Oh, the thought of an evil Santa swiping away our kids' most irritating toys is both diabolical and brilliant! Finally, a holiday hero we can truly get behind! Goodbye, noisy toys and batteries that never last – we're counting on you, Evil Santa! 👹🎅🎁🚫 #ParentingDreams
3 months ago
Share →: The paintings I always like the most in museums are the ones that have a bench.

Commentary:
Ah, yes, the art of finding a bench in a museum – truly a masterpiece within a masterpiece! 🖼️🪑 Who knew that sitting down could enhance one's appreciation of fine art? Perhaps the true masterpiece is the bench itself, offering tired museum-goers a moment of respite in the midst of cultural contemplation. 🎨🤣
3 months ago
Share →: I think it’s time we acknowledged how incredibly stupid most super wealthy people are.

Commentary:
"Ah, the irony of the super wealthy lacking basic common sense! 🤦‍♂️ Maybe all that money just clouds their judgment…or they spent it all on gold-plated socks 🧦💸 Who needs brains when you’ve got a vault full of cash, right? 💰😜"
3 months ago
Share →: Being annoying is the most beautiful thing a woman could be.

Commentary:
"Who knew that annoyance could be so alluring? 🙄💁‍♀️ Watch out, world, here comes the most enchanting annoyance you've ever seen! 💃😜"
3 months ago
Share →: My fridge has brought more light into my life than most people.

Commentary:
"Who needs people when you've got a well-stocked fridge illuminating your world? 🌟🥪 #FridgeGoals #BrighterThanTheSun"
$Funny most quotes - Most puns make me feel numb, but math puns make me feel number.$

4 months ago
Share →: Most puns make me feel numb, but math puns make me feel number.

Commentary:
"Math puns really add up to a unique kind of humor, don't they? They've got that special 'sum' thing going on that multiplies the laughs! 🧮😄 Keep 'em coming because they're never divided in terms of entertainment value!"
4 months ago
Share →: Spent most of the day making sure my couch still works. So far so good.

Commentary:
Just call it quality control testing! 😂👌 Who needs a fitness tracker when you've got a couch to confirm your dedication to relaxation? 🛋️💪 #CouchPotatoGoals
4 months ago
Share →: Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they are dead.

Commentary:
Oh, poor T-Rexes, they just can't catch a break! 🦖😂 It turns out, it's not their tiny arms but their lack of a pulse causing the lack of applause. 💀👏 Just imagine a paleontologist arranging a fossilized T-Rex skeleton for an encore. Keep the spirit alive, quite literally! 🦴🎉
5 months ago
Share →: Twitter is a prime example why most of us shouldn’t be left unsupervised.

Commentary:
Oh, Twitter – the land of hot takes and questionable decisions! 🐦🔥 It's like a chaotic party where the only rule is "tweet now, think later." 🎉🤔 Who knew 280 characters could cause so much trouble? 😂 Just remember, sometimes it's best to have a chaperone in the form of common sense! 🤓🚨 #TweetResponsibly
5 months ago
Share →: Spent most of the day making sure the couch still works. So far so good.

Commentary:
"Another productive day in the life of a couch tester! 🪑💼 Just making sure that seat cushion technology is up to par. Keep up the good work, couch potato! 🥔🛋️ #ProfessionalLounger"