47 Funny mouth quotes

• Twitter is diarrhea of the mouth at its finest. Everyone is just going around vomiting whatever is in their brains.

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  4 weeks ago

  around, brain, brains, diarrhea, everyone, going, humor, just, mouth, nonsense, place, talking, vomiting, whatever

• Sometimes I’ll do a random act of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.

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  1 month ago

  act, example, humor, keeping, kindness, mouth, random, random act, self-control, shut, silence, sometimes

• My dental plan is, “I guess I’ll just chew on this side of my mouth from now on.”

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  2 months ago

  care, chew, dental, dental care, dental plan, guess, humor, i, joke, just, mouth, plan, side

• Y’all ever feel like your mouth is stupid but your mind is smart? Like you’re intelligent but you can’t express it when you’re speaking? It’s so frustrating.

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  2 months ago

  communication, ever, express, expression, feel, frustrating, frustration, intelligence, intelligent, mind, mouth, smart, speaking, stupid

• If I say “with all due respect,” nothing respectful is about to come out of my mouth.

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  2 months ago

  communication, due, humor, i, irony, mouth, nothing, phrase, respect, sarcasm, say, speech

• Sometimes my greatest accomplishment is keeping my mouth shut.

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  2 months ago

  accomplishment, communication, humor, keeping, mouth, patience, restraint, self-control, shut, silence, sometimes

• Sometimes I do random acts of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.

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  2 months ago

  behavior, example, humor, i, kindness, mouth, random, sarcasm, self-deprecating, shut, silence, social, social behavior, sometimes, wit

• I can keep my mouth shut, but you can read the subtitles on my face.

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  2 months ago

  communication, emotion, expression, face, face reading, facial, facial expression, honesty, humor, i, keep, mouth, read, reading, sarcasm, shut, subtitles

• Asking my dentist a question, but sticking my fingers in his mouth before he replies.

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  2 months ago

  asking, awkward, before, dental, dental visit, dentist, fingers, humor, humorist, joke, mouth, prank, question, silly, sticking, visit

• Hate it when my mouth says something my brain was trying to keep quiet.

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  2 months ago

  brain, communication, hate, honesty, humor, impulsiveness, keep, mouth, quiet, regret, self-control, something, speech, trying

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