Funny quotes mouth

31 Funny mouth quotes

If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.

1 month ago

Coconut water taste like it’s been in someone else’s mouth.

2 months ago

Why can’t I explore the dentist’s mouth too?

3 months ago

Sometimes my mouth hits send before my brain has a chance to stop it.

3 months ago

Do you think they’re called cough drops because when you cough really hard they drop out of your mouth onto the floor?

3 months ago

Smash Mouth was so right, the years really do start coming and they don’t stop coming.

3 months ago

Why can’t Chinese restaurants chop the broccoli in their dishes? I feel like I’m trying to fit an entire bonsai tree into my mouth.

3 months ago

If there’s no open mouth cougher on the plane they hold the flight until they can find one.

3 months ago

A mustache is just mouth bangs.

3 months ago

Bro, you’re not allowed anymore to have your tongue drop out of your mouth and form a stair case when you see my wife.

3 months ago

Dentist appointments are so weird. “Hi, nice to meet you, could you root around in my mouth for a bit?”

3 months ago

Keeping my mouth shut is usually not enough to avoid an argument with my husband. I also have to deactivate the subtitle function on my face.

3 months ago

I wish my hair had as much volume as my mouth.

3 months ago

If I’m ever murdered, feel comfort in knowing I ran my mouth until the bitter end.

3 months ago

On a dare, my son sprayed deodorant in his mouth. Now he speaks with an Axe scent.

3 months ago

The eyes are the windows to the soul. A mustache is the front garden, and the mouth is that big pothole the council should do something about.

3 months ago

Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.

3 months ago

Oh, lord. I brought my mouth with me to work today and it’s all sass. Prayers, please.

3 months ago

My card got declined at the barbershop so they put all the hair in my mouth and squeezed me until it came out of my head.

3 months ago

I wish I was mysterious, but unfortunately I just can’t keep my mouth shut.

3 months ago

I think one quality that makes me incredibly attractive is that I keep my mouth shut when I have nothing to say.

3 months ago

My favorite part about being sick is when you sneeze with a cough drop in your mouth and it launches across the room like a cruise missile.

3 months ago

The best part about Smarties is pouring them into an empty prescription bottle and shaking them all into my mouth while waiting in line.

3 months ago

Have you ever noticed that when you step on someone’s foot, they open their mouth? It’s like a folding trash can.

3 months ago

Dentists get rich by staring into your mouth for 30 seconds, playing sinking ships with their assistant, and then telling you to brush better.

3 months ago

If I was a microplastic, I would simply not go in the ocean or anyone’s mouth.

3 months ago

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera!

3 months ago

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.

3 months ago

Hate when you’re trying to take a nap and the dentist is all “Please open your mouth.”

3 months ago

We all just kind of accept it as normal that we have a meat tentacle living inside of our mouth.

3 months ago