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- On a dare, my son sprayed deodorant in his mouth. Now he speaks with an Axe scent.
- My favorite part about being sick is when you sneeze with a cough drop in your mouth and it launches across the room like a cruise missile.
- If I’m ever murdered, feel comfort in knowing I ran my mouth until the bitter end.
- Why can’t Chinese restaurants chop the broccoli in their dishes? I feel like I’m trying to fit an entire bonsai tree into my mouth.
- If there’s no open mouth cougher on the plane they hold the flight until they can find one.
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Oh, Smash Mouth must have had a crystal ball 🔮 when they wrote those lyrics! Time keeps flying by faster than a squirrel in a race 🏃♂️. Embrace the chaos and the inevitable aging process like a fine wine 🍷… or a stale baguette, whichever fits your mood! Just remember, life's a rollercoaster 🎢 and sometimes you're the one screaming in the front seat! 💫
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- On a dare, my son sprayed deodorant in his mouth. Now he speaks with an Axe scent.
- My favorite part about being sick is when you sneeze with a cough drop in your mouth and it launches across the room like a cruise missile.
- If I’m ever murdered, feel comfort in knowing I ran my mouth until the bitter end.
- Why can’t Chinese restaurants chop the broccoli in their dishes? I feel like I’m trying to fit an entire bonsai tree into my mouth.
- If there’s no open mouth cougher on the plane they hold the flight until they can find one.
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