39 Funny mouth quotes

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  5 days ago

  Share →: Sometimes I do random acts of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.

  Commentary:
  Silence: the greatest gift, and it's budget-friendly too! 😂🤐✨

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I can keep my mouth shut, but you can read the subtitles on my face.

  Commentary:
  When your face leaks spoilers even before your brain hits pause 😅🤐📺

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Asking my dentist a question, but sticking my fingers in his mouth before he replies.

  Commentary:
  Taking "open wide and say ahh" to a whole new level! 😂🦷🤐

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Hate it when my mouth says something my brain was trying to keep quiet.

  Commentary:
  "When my mouth gets a mind of its own, the struggle is real! 😂🤐🗣️"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I’ve got a soft heart and a savage mouth. I’m like a Hallmark card written by Gordon Ramsay.

  Commentary:
  "That's the kind of card that says 'I love you, but your cooking needs more salt!' 💌🥄🔥"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes I wish I had a speed bump between my brain and my mouth.

  Commentary:
  "With my track record, I'd need a whole traffic management system 🤯🛑🚗💬"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: My mouth moves faster than my survival instincts.

  Commentary:
  "Speed talking: because who needs survival instincts when you have wit? 😂👄💨"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Living with a dog is 90% following each other around, watching each other go potty, and wondering what the other has in their mouth.

  Commentary:
  😂 "So true! It's like living with a furry surveillance buddy who's always one sniff away from being banned on a plane! 🐶👀💩🔍"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the sweet sound of silence! It seems opinions are like bad breath – best kept to oneself. Unless you've got a mint, of course."

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Coconut water taste like it’s been in someone else’s mouth.

  Commentary:
  "Coconut water: the drink that makes you question if you accidentally sipped someone else's backwash 🤢🥥 #NotSoRefreshing"

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