Dentists get rich by staring into your mouth for 30 seconds, playing sinking ships with their assistant, and then telling you to brush better. Posted on2 hours ago
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera! Posted on1 day ago
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera. Posted on1 day ago
Hate when you’re trying to take a nap and the dentist is all “Please open your mouth.” Posted on2 days ago
We all just kind of accept it as normal that we have a meat tentacle living inside of our mouth. Posted on2 days ago
Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. Posted on2 days ago
If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth. Posted on4 days ago