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31 Funny mouth quotes
If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.
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Mar 17, 2025
Coconut water taste like it’s been in someone else’s mouth.
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Feb 16, 2025
Why can’t I explore the dentist’s mouth too?
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Feb 3, 2025
Sometimes my mouth hits send before my brain has a chance to stop it.
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Feb 1, 2025
Do you think they’re called cough drops because when you cough really hard they drop out of your mouth onto the floor?
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Feb 1, 2025
Smash Mouth was so right, the years really do start coming and they don’t stop coming.
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Feb 1, 2025
Why can’t Chinese restaurants chop the broccoli in their dishes? I feel like I’m trying to fit an entire bonsai tree into my mouth.
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Jan 28, 2025
If there’s no open mouth cougher on the plane they hold the flight until they can find one.
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Jan 27, 2025
A mustache is just mouth bangs.
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Jan 27, 2025
Bro, you’re not allowed anymore to have your tongue drop out of your mouth and form a stair case when you see my wife.
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Jan 27, 2025
Dentist appointments are so weird. “Hi, nice to meet you, could you root around in my mouth for a bit?”
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Jan 27, 2025
Keeping my mouth shut is usually not enough to avoid an argument with my husband. I also have to deactivate the subtitle function on my face.
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Jan 27, 2025
I wish my hair had as much volume as my mouth.
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Jan 27, 2025
If I’m ever murdered, feel comfort in knowing I ran my mouth until the bitter end.
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Jan 26, 2025
On a dare, my son sprayed deodorant in his mouth. Now he speaks with an Axe scent.
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Jan 26, 2025
The eyes are the windows to the soul. A mustache is the front garden, and the mouth is that big pothole the council should do something about.
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Jan 25, 2025
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.
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Jan 25, 2025
Oh, lord. I brought my mouth with me to work today and it’s all sass. Prayers, please.
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Jan 25, 2025
My card got declined at the barbershop so they put all the hair in my mouth and squeezed me until it came out of my head.
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Jan 24, 2025
I wish I was mysterious, but unfortunately I just can’t keep my mouth shut.
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Jan 23, 2025
I think one quality that makes me incredibly attractive is that I keep my mouth shut when I have nothing to say.
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Jan 23, 2025
My favorite part about being sick is when you sneeze with a cough drop in your mouth and it launches across the room like a cruise missile.
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Jan 23, 2025
The best part about Smarties is pouring them into an empty prescription bottle and shaking them all into my mouth while waiting in line.
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Jan 23, 2025
Have you ever noticed that when you step on someone’s foot, they open their mouth? It’s like a folding trash can.
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Jan 23, 2025
Dentists get rich by staring into your mouth for 30 seconds, playing sinking ships with their assistant, and then telling you to brush better.
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Jan 22, 2025
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