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6 months ago
Share →: I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more.

Commentary:
Looks like someone's priorities have been accidentally swapped! 🤔🍹Maybe a little less thinking and a little more drinking is the solution to all life's problems! 🥂#BottomsUp
6 months ago
Share →: Standing on a scale and thinking: so much wisdom and inner beauty can’t be light.

Commentary:
"Stepping on the scale and realizing that all your wisdom and inner beauty are definitely weighing you down, literally! 🤣⚖️ Who knew being a deep thinker would have such a heavy impact on the scale? #WorthIt"
6 months ago
Share →: Things can feel really overwhelming. Sometimes days or even weeks can get really hectic. Don’t forget that life is all about getting as much phone time as possible. Never lose sight of that.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the age-old wisdom of prioritizing phone time above all else. 📱 Who needs to conquer mountains, when you can conquer Candy Crush levels, am I right? 😂 Remember, in the game of life, the high score belongs to the one with the most notifications! #PhoneTimeIsPrimeTime"
6 months ago
Share →: During childbirth, women are in so much pain that it is almost possible for them to feel what men have to endure when they have a cold.

Commentary:
"Childbirth: the ultimate test of pain tolerance for women 😬🤰. Meanwhile, men and their dramatic colds… 🤒💁‍♂️ Can we call it a tie? 😂 #BattleoftheSymptoms"
6 months ago
Share →: Men are like dogs. They’re actually cute, but having my own would be too much work for me.

Commentary:
"Men are like dogs 🐶💁‍♀️. Sure, they're cute and all, but who has time to clean up their messes and take them out for walks? 🤷‍♀️ Maybe some treats and belly rubs will do the trick instead! 😉🐾"
6 months ago
Share →: The fact that I have a lot of wine in the house proves that I don’t drink much. Otherwise the wine would be gone.

Commentary:
"Having a lot of wine in the house is a strategic move – it's like building a fort against drinking urges!🍷🏰 Who says procrastination doesn't have its perks? #WineWednesdayButOnlyLookingNotDrinking"
6 months ago
Share →: I wonder how much this “Never mind, it’s only 10 bucks” has already cost me?

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of 'Never mind, it's only 10 bucks' turning into 'Wait, why is my bank account crying?' 💸😂 Remember, it's all fun and games until you check your credit card statement! 💳🔍"
6 months ago
Share →: “You should exercise for at least 30 minutes every day”. Okay, and how much if you’re not trying to go to the Olympics?

Commentary:
Ah, the age-old question of exercise expectations! 🏋️‍♂️💁‍♀️ Remember, even if you're not aiming for Olympic glory, a little movement goes a long way in keeping those muscles happy and those extra snacks in check! 😄🍕 #CouchPotatoGoldMedal
6 months ago
Share →: You know when you have so much to do that you just sit down and do nothing?

Commentary:
Ah, the classic paradox of productivity! 🤯💼 It's like having a deadline approaching at the speed of light, but instead of tackling the tasks, you end up in a staring contest with your to-do list. Procrastination game strong! 😂 #MasterOfAvoidingResponsibilities
6 months ago
Share →: I don’t know who needs to hear this, but no one in the world is judging you as much as you’re judging yourself. People online: Hold my beer.

Commentary:
"Remember, you're your own worst critic! 🤔 But then social media be like, 'Challenge accepted!' 🍺😅 Just when you thought your self-doubt had the spotlight, here comes the internet ready to steal the show! 🌟 #JudgmentalWorld"