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Why spend like $300 Dollars on a pair of shoes? Do you know how many chicken nuggets you can buy with that money?

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Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

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My fondest childhood memory is being able to sleep through the entire night and waking up rested.

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I can’t really explain it but cereal at night tastes better than cereal in the morning.

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I only sleep so my phone can get the night off.

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Dude, we’re biting off more than we can chew tonight if you want to pull up.

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Blaming the full moon for whatever unhinged decision I make tonight.

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I can’t believe I slept good all night. What a rush.

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This can’t be the same body that used to be able to stay up all night.

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There are two quantities of popcorn: not enough and what have I done

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I’ve officially reached the age where I don’t want to do anything after 9pm.

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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

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My only addiction is coffee, which is just like crack but is legal and tastes good.

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When I say I’m Christmas shopping the “for myself” is silent.

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My morning yoga routine has really helped shift my lower back pain into my upper back.

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The only thing I worry about when I’m in the restroom is if people are washing their hands or not.

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It’s curious how kids are always really hungry right before dinner and right after dinner, but never during actual dinner.

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I can’t wait until my kids have a place of their own so I can come barging through their door and say “what’s for dinner? I don’t like that. Can you give me money for McDonald’s?”

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I was in a good mood until I realized not only was it not Friday it wasn’t even Thursday.

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Everyone’s a gangster until the grocery store switches their aisles around.

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I was not prepared for my knees to sound like someone is breaking spaghetti noodles in half every time I go up the stairs.

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Can’t threaten me with screenshots. I’ll get a microphone and say it again.

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My cat, who has no job and pays no rent, is apparently unhappy with his fancy new cat food, and I, for some reason, am currently on my way back to the store to rectify the matter.

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