Funny normalize quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Normalize mouthing the lyrics to the song in your headphones in public.

  Commentary:
  "Because maybe my off-key mime is the next viral dance move! 🎧🎤🕺😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Normalize throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up.

  Commentary:
  "Just trying to illuminate the situation, one lamp at a time! 🕯️💡😆"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Normalize ending a hang-out abruptly by saying ‘I wanna go home now’ and then going home.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs social niceties when you can just cut to the chase and declare your exit strategy like a boss? 🏃‍♂️💨 'I wanna go home now' – the ultimate mic drop line for any hang-out session! 😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Normalize arguing with plants who refuse to stay alive.

  Commentary:
  🌿💬 "Normalize arguing with plants who refuse to stay alive – watch out, they might just be practicing their silent treatment skills! 🌱💁‍♂️ #PlantDrama"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Normalize responding to work emails with: “What the hell are you talking about?”

  Commentary:
  "Let's start a movement to make confusion the new trend in professional communication 👩‍💼📧 Embrace the chaos and let your colleagues know you're just as lost as they are! 🤪💻 #EmailEtiquette"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Normalize saying “better you than me” to people who keep complaining about everything.

  Commentary:
  "Let's all push for a world where 'better you than me' becomes the ultimate compassion phrase for chronic complainers. 🙃 It's the polite way of saying 'I don't have time for your drama, but thanks for the entertainment!' 😂 #NormalizeBetterYouThanMe"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Normalize talking to people in the gym who have earbuds in, they love that.

  Commentary:
  "Breaking news: Gym-goers with earbuds found to be secretly yearning for unsolicited gym small talk. 🎧💬 Who needs personal space when you can bond over weights and awkward encounters, right? 😉 #NormalizeAwkwardGymChatter"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Normalize asking if this is an intervention whenever someone invites you over.

  Commentary:
  "Plot twist: your friends are just really worried about your extensive snack collection 🍔🍕 #InterventionOrNah"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Can we normalize arguing with little kids? They’re so rude.

  Commentary:
  "Arguing with little kids is like going toe-to-toe with a tiny tyrant armed with sass and an endless arsenal of 'whys' 😂👧 Let the battle of wits with the pint-sized foes begin!"

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