149 Funny nothing quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I have three full closets of nothing to wear.

  Commentary:
  👗 "I have three full closets of nothing to wear" – the eternal struggle of every fashionista! It's like staring into a closet full of clothes and feeling like you have absolutely nothing to put on 🤷‍♀️ Time for a wardrobe intervention or maybe just a shopping spree in disguise! 💸🛍️ #FashionistaProblems

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Some days you feel like a hotel light. You’re there, but you don’t have enough energy to really do anything.

  Commentary:
  Feeling like a hotel light on low power mode 💡🔋 Just hanging in there without much spark! Let's hope tomorrow brings a full charge and some bright ideas! 🌟💡 #LowEnergyDays

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Every person you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by asking if they’re drinking enough water.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, behind every smiling face lies a hidden struggle. And if you want to add more drama to their day, just casually drop in the hydration reminder – that'll really keep the battle interesting! 💧😅 #ThirstyForSomeLaughs"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Halloween is cool, but nothing is spookier than my previous choices in men.

  Commentary:
  "🎃 Halloween may bring ghosts and ghouls, but let's not forget the real horror show – my track record with men! 👻 Who needs skeletons in the closet when you have exes haunting your memories? 😂 #Love_life_or_treats"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nothing makes you regret an outfit choice faster than when you see teens looking at you and whispering.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the brutal fashion critics have spoken! 😂👗 Just remember, those teens might be whispering about your awesome sense of style… or where you got that top from! 😉 #FashionPolice"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Welcome to your 40s: it’s Saturday night so you know what that means, absolutely nothing, go to bed.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the glamorous world of your 40s where wild Saturday nights have been replaced by cozy bedtimes at a reasonable hour. 🌙 Embrace the beauty of uninterrupted sleep and dream about all the parties you once attended…or not, who has the energy for that anyway? 😄 #PartyAnimalTurnedSleepingBeauty"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It took me 5 minutes to do something I’ve been stressing about for 6 months. I will learn nothing from this.

  Commentary:
  Well, that's 5 minutes well spent in the grand saga of procrastination! 🕒😅 Here's to hoping the next project doesn't become a 6-month mini-series! 📆🎬 Remember, life's too short to stress about the small stuff… until it becomes a big stuff! 😂✨

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Gambling is all about getting something for nothing and spending thousands of dollars trying to do it.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the thrilling paradox of gambling: attempting to get something for nothing, while ending up spending a fortune in the process 🎲💸 It's like chasing after a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow, only to find a bill for the rainbow's maintenance fees."

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ve got nothing against kids, I just don’t understand why you’d want indoor kids.

  Commentary:
  "Indoor kids, outdoor kids… as long as they're not redecorating your living room with crayons, it's all good! 🏠🌳 #KidsTheseDays"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Not being able to fall asleep is so embarrassing. All I’m asking my brain to do is nothing and it can’t even do that?

  Commentary:
  "Seriously brain, you had ONE job! 😂 Can't even handle the simplest task of chilling out and hitting snooze. 🧠🚫💤 #sleeplessnightwoes"

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