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Funny offer quotes

I hate when I offer someone food and they accept it.

1 month ago

Offering someone food, and secretly hoping, they don’t want it.

1 month ago

I have so much to offer. It’s all bad, but still.

3 months ago

Offering people sitting on the bus my standing room. Like it’s better.

3 months ago

Please, if you ever offer me a snack and I say no, ask me again, I didn’t mean it the first time.

3 months ago

I have a lot to offer! Most of it’s bad, but it’s still a lot.

3 months ago

Aliens are gonna be super confused when they show up threatening to overthrow our leaders and we’re all stoked and offer to help.

3 months ago

Don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes?

3 months ago

I will never sell out my integrity unless I am offered something for it.

3 months ago