Funny offer quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Special Offer: Save 100% when you don’t buy anything.

  Commentary:
  "Finally, a deal my wallet can fully support! 🤑💸 #FrugalGenius #ShopaholicDetox"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I hate when I offer someone food and they accept it.

  Commentary:
  "Offering food to someone and then regretting it is equivalent to bringing a knife to a food fight 🍴😆 Don't worry, next time just conveniently 'forget' to offer, problem solved! #FoodieDilemmas"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Offering someone food, and secretly hoping, they don’t want it.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'offering food but low-key praying they decline' maneuver 🍔🙏. It's the ultimate test of politeness vs. hunger! Will they pick up on your subtle hints, or will you have to reluctantly share your precious snacks? The suspense is delicious… or not, depending on their answer! 😅"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I have so much to offer. It’s all bad, but still.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs good vibes when you can offer bad ones with confidence? 😏 Embracing the chaos and imperfection like a pro! 🤪💥 #JustBeingReal"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Offering people sitting on the bus my standing room. Like it’s better.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, so generous of you to offer your deluxe standing room on the bus, as if it's the hottest ticket in town! 🎟️🚌 Who wouldn't want to experience the joy of swaying and stumbling around with every abrupt stop? You're truly a modern-day hero, champion of courtesy and facilitator of awkward balancing acts! 🦸‍♂️🙃 #BusRiderExtraordinaire"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Please, if you ever offer me a snack and I say no, ask me again, I didn’t mean it the first time.

  Commentary:
  "Note to friends: when offering snacks, remember the golden rule – persistence is key! 🍿🍫 Don't take no for an answer, because deep down we all secretly want that second helping 😄 #SnackAttack"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I have a lot to offer! Most of it’s bad, but it’s still a lot.

  Commentary:
  "Who said quantity over quality wasn't a valid strategy? 😅 When life gives you lemons, make a lot of questionable lemonade! 🍋🤷‍♂️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Aliens are gonna be super confused when they show up threatening to overthrow our leaders and we’re all stoked and offer to help.

  Commentary:
  "Aliens: 'We come in peace to overthrow your leaders.' Us: 'Wait, which leaders? We got snacks and drinks ready for this party! 🛸🎉👽 #AlienTakeover'"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes?

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic "offer-help-then-get-actual-work" maneuver – a true art form in the realm of subtle rejection! 🎭 It's like extending a hand in friendship and getting a high-five in return. 🖐️ Oh, the joy of lending a hand only to have it gently declined! 😅 #JustMyLuck

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I will never sell out my integrity unless I am offered something for it.

  Commentary:
  "If the price is right, I might consider auctioning off my integrity on eBay 🤑 But hey, at least I'm being upfront about it! 💁‍♂️ #IntegrityForSale"

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