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Funny offer quotes are the perfect way to add a splash of humor 😄 to those tempting deals and irresistible sales! Whether you’re shopping 🛍️ or promoting a special discount 🎉, a clever twist of words can make offers unforgettable and super shareable. Ready to laugh your way to a bargain? Let’s dive into some witty vibes that turn any deal into a smile-worthy moment! 😎✨

I secretly want you to say no when I offer you some of my cake.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Three serious exes is the right amount before you meet your spouse. You need one truly evil one, one normal one, and one situationship, and then you’ve basically experienced all dating has to offer.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Internet strangers offer the best advice.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Special Offer: Save 100% when you don’t buy anything.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

I hate when I offer someone food and they accept it.

Posted onMar 18, 2025

Offering someone food, and secretly hoping, they don’t want it.

Posted onMar 18, 2025Mar 18, 2025

I have so much to offer. It’s all bad, but still.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Offering people sitting on the bus my standing room. Like it’s better.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Please, if you ever offer me a snack and I say no, ask me again, I didn’t mean it the first time.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

I have a lot to offer! Most of it’s bad, but it’s still a lot.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Aliens are gonna be super confused when they show up threatening to overthrow our leaders and we’re all stoked and offer to help.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

Don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes?

Posted onJan 20, 2025

I will never sell out my integrity unless I am offered something for it.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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