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Meds have done more for me than any man ever could.

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I don’t drink alcohol. I like suffering raw.

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You miss 100% of the gossip from the phone calls you don’t answer.

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This entire “presidency” is like being tied to a chair and watching a toddler play with a loaded pistol.

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Relationship status: you’d think something called a Roomba would be a better dancer.

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We went out on a boat to see whales and the crew encouraged us to clap and cheer for the whales and boo at the regular fish.

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Even wild things have slow mornings.

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I regret to inform you all that I just plan on getting hotter and weirder.

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I have no idea how dishwasher tablets work. I’ve already taken five of them, and I still don’t feel like doing the dishes!

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My problem is, I wanna be the only one at the gym when I go.

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I took a test to see if I have multiple personalities. I scored 100%, 92% and 88%.

Going viral on Threads:

Sorry, I’m late. I got caught up at home being happy.

Seen just now on YouTube:

You want me to turn around? The thing that led to a total eclipse of the heart.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

That moment when you realize “yeah, this person is never gonna hear from me again” is so crazy.

Broadcasted on Discord:

I’m growing a mullet so no one will want to hangout with me.

Just landed via Discord:

I finally figured out my lifelong dream of becoming a human blanket, but my friends still call it napping on their couch.

Trending via Slack:

All these laws are really getting in the way of my driving.

Going viral on Reddit:

Blocking me is like blocking the sun, the moon and the stars.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Aliens probably have group chats called Don’t Stop on Earth.

Going viral on Reddit:

A narcissist wants the authority of a king while having the accountability of a toddler.

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Remember, guys, it costs zero dollars to be annoying to strangers on the internet.

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2 months ago

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Sorry for the things I said when the internet was down for 10 minutes.

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2 months ago

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Calling the police when someone unfollows.

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2 months ago

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One thing I love about the internet is seeing some of the most hateful people posting inspirational quotes.

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2 months ago

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Santa doesn’t check the naughty list anymore, he just checks social media.

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2 months ago

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Don’t worry, guys. Together we can eliminate logic and reason on social media. I see some of you are already ahead of the game. Way to go!

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2 months ago

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Viewing someone’s LinkedIn after they’ve viewed yours to assert dominance.

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3 months ago

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Twitter is basically like a mental institution where everyone thinks they’re the sane one, and everybody else is crazy.

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4 months ago

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Any porn site that allows comments is instantly funny because, like, why is that there.

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5 months ago

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Don’t forget to be mean to strangers on the internet today, for no reason whatsoever.

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5 months ago

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43 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Them: Good morning! Me: Where?

86 shares on Facebook this month:

When you’re over 40 and a part of your body starts hurting for no reason that is nature sending a “what ya doing?” text.

17 shares on Threads this month:

Sorry, can you repeat what you said? I didn’t have my glasses on.

23 shares on Facebook this month:

Totally forgot my demands now that I’ve strapped this ticking bomb to my chest.

46 shares on YouTube this month:

I hope this email finds you in a well.

66 shares on Pinterest this month:

God: “I told you to love thy neighbor – not start trade wars with them.”

24 shares on Snapchat this month:

I can’t believe I’m about to say this, but I finally get why people love cauliflower.

84 shares on Discord this month:

I’m at the age where I can remember things that never happened.

59 shares on Slack this month:

Imagine you go bowling by yourself and you go sit down, but it’s your turn again.

15 shares on Messenger this month:

You know you’ve mastered marriage when you shout to your husband, “Take the thing off the thing,” and he immediately knows what to do.

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Someone from 🇸🇰 has viewed:

That boring, introverted life you’re living has probably protected you from a lot of harm and bad experiences.

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How many calories do you burn waiting to hear back?

Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.

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I will marry a tall, masculine, lovey-dovey man who can’t breathe when I ignore his existence.

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Tuesday is just Monday wearing a fake mustache.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has shared:

Sometimes I feel like I’m cheating on my recliner with my loveseat, in case you were wondering how emotionally invested I am in laziness.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has bookmarked:

Do crabs underwater think that fishes fly?

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Adulting is realizing Monday is a better ‘off day’ than Friday.

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I don’t think the makers of protein powder have ever had chocolate.

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If you’re dating an alpha female, you need to know that they need to be babied at night, or else they will turn into a dragon.

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Freshly posted on TikTok:

I hate when I’m typing away, expecting autocorrect to have my back, and I look down and just see awjdbdmkskan.

Freshly posted on X:

The only thing we need to bring back is duels.

Freshly posted on X:

We’ve got a shituation here.

Shared recently on TikTok:

“There are lots of benefits to working here. We have fun social events and activities after work!” And what are the benefits?

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Turns out I am the autistic one at “movie night,” who thought you’re supposed to actually watch the movie.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Hey, can I get an ETA on that “this too shall pass”?

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

At the club asking for Ibuprofen.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

My mirror needs a screenshot button.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Baby, we believe in God around here, I don’t care what’s trending these days.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Out of Office: I am on vacation. Your emails will be forwarded nowhere to be read by no one. Good day.

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