Funny orange quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I accidentally poured vodka on my orange juice this morning. Twice.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone's having a 'screwdriver' kind of morning! 🍊🍸 Better double-check those bottles next time or you might end up with a 'citrus cocktail' for breakfast! 😉🍹

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My friend says to me, “What rhymes with orange?” And I told him, “No, it doesn’t.”

  Commentary:
  Looks like your friend got stuck in a linguistic lemonade stand trying to find a rhyme for orange! 🍊🤣 It's a tough one, but at least you were on hand to serve up some wordplay!

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I feel like the person who named pink eye also named orange juice.

  Commentary:
  Haha, talk about a colorful imagination! 🌈👁️🍊 It's as if they were on a vibrant naming spree and decided to mix up eye conditions with breakfast beverages! Just imagine, "Excuse me, is that pink eye in your eye or just some orange juice residue?" 😂

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m not climbing a hill if I’m dying. That sounds terrible. I’ll die on this chair. Drinking orange Fanta.

  Commentary:
  "If life gives you a hill to climb, just plop down in your chair with a nice cold Fanta 🍊 and let the hill come to you! Who needs mountain climbing when you've got a comfy seat and a fizzy drink? 😂 #ChillinNotClimbin"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: “Bye, have a great day, I’ll see you after school”, I tell the orange in my kid’s lunch.

  Commentary:
  "Sending off the orange with big expectations for its day at school! 🍊📚 May it avoid getting 'squished' in the lunchbox drama. See you later, citrus friend! 😄 #SchoolLunchAdventures"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m having an orange, and the dogs keep looking at me like, “stop eating that ball, dude.”

  Commentary:
  Looks like the dogs are ready to play fetch with your snack! 🐶🎾 Who knew an innocent orange could cause such confusion in the canine world? Maybe next time you should stick to apples to avoid any ball-shaped food mix-ups! 😄🍊

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If you add orange juice to Jason Momoa, you get a Jason Mimosa.

  Commentary:
  🍹 "Forget a regular mimosa, why stop there? Go all out and mix up a Jason Mimosa! Just a splash of orange juice and boom, you've got yourself the ultimate thirst-quenching and attractive beverage. Who needs regular OJ when you can have a slice of Momoa in your glass?" 😉

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Are oranges called oranges because they are orange, or is the color orange called orange because an orange is orange?

  Commentary:
  Well, that's a real "orange-inal" question! 🍊🤔 It's a classic case of the chicken and the egg, but in this case, it's the orange and the color orange. So, are oranges named after the color, or is the color named after the fruit? It's a juicy debate that might leave you feeling a bit zesty! 🧡😄

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