Funny orange quotes

• Ripping the fishnets off my slutty little oranges.

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  1 day ago

  cheeky, fishnet, humor, little, orange, oranges, playful, ripping, slutty

• I accidentally poured vodka on my orange juice this morning. Twice.

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  2 months ago

  accident, accidentally, breakfast, drink, humor, i, juice, mix-up, morning, orange, orange juice, twice, vodka

• My friend says to me, “What rhymes with orange?” And I told him, “No, it doesn’t.”

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  2 months ago

  conversation, friend, humor, i, joke, me, orange, rhyme, told, wordplay

• I feel like the person who named pink eye also named orange juice.

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  2 months ago

  comparison, eye, feel, funny comparison, humor, i, irony, juice, naming, orange, orange juice, person, pink, pink eye

• I’m not climbing a hill if I’m dying. That sounds terrible. I’ll die on this chair. Drinking orange Fanta.

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  2 months ago

  chair, climbing, die, drink, drinking, dying, Fanta, hill, humor, laziness, orange, relaxation, sounds, terrible

• “Bye, have a great day, I’ll see you after school”, I tell the orange in my kid’s lunch.

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  2 months ago

  after, day, food, goodbye, great, humor, i, kid, kids, lunch, orange, parenting, school, tell

• I’m having an orange, and the dogs keep looking at me like, “stop eating that ball, dude.”

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  2 months ago

  ball, dog, dogs, dude, eating, food, having, humor, keep, looking, me, orange, pet, snack, stop

• If you add orange juice to Jason Momoa, you get a Jason Mimosa.

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  2 months ago

  drink, humor, Jason, juice, Mimosa, Momoa, orange, orange juice, pun, wordplay

• Are oranges called oranges because they are orange, or is the color orange called orange because an orange is orange?

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  3 months ago

  color, confusion, fruit, humor, logic, orange, question, wordplay

• Painted all of my red flags orange for fall.

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  3 months ago

  fall, flag, humor, orange, paint, red, red flag, relationship, seasonal, sign, warning, warning sign

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