71 Funny outdoor quotes

• I touched grass today, and I’m still like this. Please advise.

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  2 months ago

  activity, grass, health, humor, i, media, mental, mental health, outdoor, outdoor activity, please, relatable, social, social media, still, today

• My favorite part about going camping is the part where I stay at home, and I don’t go camping.

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  2 months ago

  activity, camping, favorite, going, home, humor, i, introvert, joke, outdoor, outdoor activity, relaxation, sarcasm, stay, stay-at-home, where

• Gardeners are the only people who willingly go outside to get dirty, sweaty, bitten, and sunburned… and call it “relaxing”.

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  2 months ago

  activity, bite, call, dirt, dirty, fun, fun activity, gardener, insect, insect bite, only, outdoor, outdoor activity, outside, people, relaxing, sunburn, sweat, sweaty

• Seeing people exercising outside my house really motivated me to get up and close the blinds.

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  2 months ago

  activity, blinds, close, exercise, exercising, house, humor, laziness, me, motivated, motivation, outdoor, outdoor activity, outside, people, privacy, seeing

• The gap in my resume? Yeah, it’s called playing outside.

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  2 months ago

  activity, childhood, fun, fun activity, gap, humor, joke, outdoor, outdoor play, outside, play, playing, playing outside, resume

• I hate it when I’m outside, and an insect lands and crawls on my glasses, and for a split second, I think aliens have invaded.

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  2 months ago

  aliens, annoyance, glasses, hate, humor, i, insect, invasion, mind, mind trick, outdoor, outside, second, think, trick, unexpected

• When the exam is so hard that you look out the window to appreciate nature.

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  2 months ago

  appreciate, challenge, distraction, escape, exam, hard, humor, nature, outdoor, school, stress, window

• Gutted to report that spending a day offline, touching grass with my friends, was phenomenal for my mental health.

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  2 months ago

  activity, day, detox, digital, digital detox, friends, fun, fun activity, grass, gutted, health, mental, mental health, nature, offline, outdoor, outdoor activity, report, socializing, spending, touching, touching grass

• No, I’m not “dating anyone.” I’m really busy playing outside.

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  2 months ago

  activity, anyone, busy, dating, denial, free, free time, fun, fun activity, humor, lying, outdoor, outdoor activity, outside, playing, time

• I live in constant fear that some douchebag is going to show up to a bonfire with a guitar.

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  2 months ago

  annoyance, anxiety, awkwardness, bonfire, constant, douchebag, fear, going, guitar, humor, i, live, outdoor, party, show, social, social anxiety

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