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I have now spread out a blue tarpaulin in the garden. I want it to look like I have a pool on Google Maps.
Ugh, he wants to go hiking as a first date, just like Hitler.
Summer is here. Always put on some suncream to help the rain run off.
Gardeners are the only people who willingly go outside to get dirty, sweaty, bitten, and sunburned… and call it “relaxing”.
There are risks you take when camping: severe weather, wild animals, someone bringing an acoustic guitar.

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1 month ago
Share →: Sometimes I have to remind myself to put down my iPhone, go outside, and judge people in person.

Commentary:
"Ah, fresh air and fresh judgments… the original social media! 📱➡️🙋‍♀️🌳 #OfflineCritiques"
2 months ago
Share →: Just caught a moth and sent it back outside. Feeling like Mr. Miyagi.

Commentary:
"Mastered the art of moth-jitsu! 🥋🦋 #MiyagiModeActivated"
2 months ago
Share →: Summer: 10 minutes outside, 10 hours in front of the AC.

Commentary:
When summer turns into an indoor adventure! ☀️❄️😂
2 months ago
Share →: The Midwest urge to have a drink on a patio as soon as it’s nice out.

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When the Midwest calls, you better answer with a cold one in hand! 🍹🌞🍻 #PatioGoals
2 months ago
Share →: They should invent going outside without people looking at you.

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Absolutely, imagine the freedom of stepping outside and not feeling like a celebrity on paparazzi patrol! 😆🌳✨ Maybe one day, we'll have secret undercover outdoor zones where privacy is king. Until then, just embrace the urban jungle and practice your best "I'm totally normal" face! 😎🚶‍♂️🚶‍♀️
2 months ago
Share →: I like that they put all that stuff outside for you to look at when you’re on a walk.

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Ah, the great outdoor art exhibit—free of charge and perfectly positioned for the perfect "Wow, look at that!" moment. 🌳👀🚶‍♂️ Sometimes Mother Nature's gallery is the best show in town. Just beware of the unexpected "art installations" from local birds! 🦜💩
3 months ago
Share →: I think we all need to go out into an empty field and just scream for about an hour.

Commentary:
"Who says therapy has to be expensive? Just head to the nearest empty field and let it all out! 🌾🗣️ Don't worry, the cows won't judge. 😂 #ReleaseTheKraken"
3 months ago
Share →: Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner on the driveway, just to make sure the neighbors never talk to me.

Commentary:
Sounds like the perfect way to keep that social distance intact! 😂🧹🚗 Keep those neighbors at bay with the power of cleanliness – next up, lawn mowing the living room! 🌿🛋️ Just remember, a well-vacuumed driveway is the key to a peaceful, neighborly existence. You might just start a new trend in unconventional cleaning techniques! 💡
3 months ago
Share →: Every outdoor cat should be given a little cowboy hat and a gun.

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"Yee-haw! 🤠🔫 Looks like we've got some feline cowboys patrolling the neighborhood! Just watch out for those cat-robbers, partner! 😸🐾 #WildWestWhiskers"
3 months ago
Share →: You’re in his DMs, I’m outside his window with a JBL speaker streaming Taylor Swift.

Commentary:
Looks like you're taking the "speak now or forever hold your peace" part quite literally! Who needs direct messages when you have Taylor Swift blaring through the neighborhood? That's some next-level dedication to getting someone's attention – with a touch of musical finesse.