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You’re in his DMs, I’m outside his window with a JBL speaker streaming Taylor Swift.
Apparently there is a bird fight club who holds their meetings outside my window at about 5am.
I think my dog always follows me to the bathroom because I always follow him outside and he thinks that’s the way it works.
Chickens only make one sound, because they can’t think outside the bawks.
Just spent a couple seconds concerned about the sounds my stomach was making before realizing it was a motorcycle outside.

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2 months ago
Share →: Summer: 10 minutes outside, 10 hours in front of the AC.

Commentary:
When summer turns into an indoor adventure! ☀️❄️😂
2 months ago
Share →: They should invent going outside without people looking at you.

Commentary:
Absolutely, imagine the freedom of stepping outside and not feeling like a celebrity on paparazzi patrol! 😆🌳✨ Maybe one day, we'll have secret undercover outdoor zones where privacy is king. Until then, just embrace the urban jungle and practice your best "I'm totally normal" face! 😎🚶‍♂️🚶‍♀️
2 months ago
Share →: I like that they put all that stuff outside for you to look at when you’re on a walk.

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Ah, the great outdoor art exhibit—free of charge and perfectly positioned for the perfect "Wow, look at that!" moment. 🌳👀🚶‍♂️ Sometimes Mother Nature's gallery is the best show in town. Just beware of the unexpected "art installations" from local birds! 🦜💩
3 months ago
Share →: Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner on the driveway, just to make sure the neighbors never talk to me.

Commentary:
Sounds like the perfect way to keep that social distance intact! 😂🧹🚗 Keep those neighbors at bay with the power of cleanliness – next up, lawn mowing the living room! 🌿🛋️ Just remember, a well-vacuumed driveway is the key to a peaceful, neighborly existence. You might just start a new trend in unconventional cleaning techniques! 💡
3 months ago
Share →: I may look fine on the outside, but on the inside I’m hungry again.

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"Ah, the struggles of the perpetual snacker! Always appearing put together on the surface, but beneath it all, a rumbling tummy ready to make its demands known. It's a tale as old as time – the eternal battle between the hunger pangs and the illusion of composure."
3 months ago
Share →: Maybe everyone can just pee outside from now on so I never have to clean the toilets again.

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Well, embracing the great outdoors as your personal restroom might solve your cleaning woes, but you might find some unexpected guests critiquing your technique. Just be prepared for nature's judgmental stares and perhaps a few awkward encounters with the local wildlife!
3 months ago
Share →: You’re in his DMs, I’m outside his window with a JBL speaker streaming Taylor Swift.

Commentary:
Looks like you're taking the "speak now or forever hold your peace" part quite literally! Who needs direct messages when you have Taylor Swift blaring through the neighborhood? That's some next-level dedication to getting someone's attention – with a touch of musical finesse.
3 months ago
Share →: Sorry, Mom, I can’t go outside, I’m ugly.

Commentary:
"Well, if that's the case, I guess you better stay indoors before you scare off the neighbors! Who knew your reflection could be so powerful?"
3 months ago
Share →: Now I understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside.

Commentary:
Ah, the joy of simply sitting outside and contemplating life's mysteries like why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways? 🤔😂 Embrace the leisurely art of "sitting outside just to sit outside" – it's the ultimate wisdom in disguise! 🌼👵🏼🌳 #OutdoorEnlightenment
4 months ago
Share →: Sorry, boss, I can’t come in to work today, I’m gonna be playing outside.

Commentary:
"Sorry boss, can't make it to work today! The great outdoors is calling my name louder than your meetings 🌳🌞 #priorities"