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Apparently, everyone on the Zoom calls outside my office finds my singing distracting.

3 months ago

l identify as a Christmas tree. Lit on the outside, dead on the inside.

3 months ago

Wanna know what the 90’s were like? Put your phone down and go outside.

3 months ago

It’s so foggy outside. Y’all gotta stop vaping.

3 months ago

Babe, wake up, it’s stupid outside!

3 months ago

I was dismayed to hear the story of Rumpelstiltskin. I had no idea he was like that outside of work.

3 months ago

My life changed when I learned some house spiders can’t survive outside, so now I just catch them and release them in a friend’s home.

3 months ago

Kids today have it much easier. When I was growing up and something bad happened, we had to go outside and spread our misinformation in person.

3 months ago

I thought the noise my husband’s stomach was making was never going to end last night until I realized it was a motorbike outside.

3 months ago

Chickens only make one sound, because they can’t think outside the bawks.

3 months ago

Happy return of “yes of course it’s bedtime, see how dark it is outside” to all parents who celebrate.

3 months ago

Becoming a man doesn’t happen the first time you fight or make love. It happens the first time you see the gas bill and remind everyone that we aren’t trying to heat the outside.

3 months ago

This year is starting to feel like it needs to be left outside until we see if it can act right.

3 months ago

It’s freezing cold outside and my polar bear won’t start.

3 months ago

Camping? No, thank you. If I wanted to sleep outside, I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

3 months ago

Warning: People who need to leave their homes today are advised that it is extremely Monday outside this morning.

3 months ago

When I was a child, my social network was called ‘outside’.

3 months ago

These quiet electric cars are really annoying. I have to stop scrolling and look up while walking outside now.

3 months ago

Just spent a couple seconds concerned about the sounds my stomach was making before realizing it was a motorcycle outside.

3 months ago

A man outside Boots told me that Jesus died for my sins. Thanks for spoiling the end of the Bible. I was only up to the bit with the fish.

3 months ago