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Funny thing about zombie movies – they never seem to go after the cameraman.

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Your opinions are not my business.

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This is the fastest December in the history of all December.

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My mama didn’t raise a quitter, she raised a burnt out perfectionist who is sometimes bludgeoned into settling for mediocrity.

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I hate it when I’m cleaning the house and suddenly find a bowl of ice cream in my lap and my soap opera on.

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Because it is Friday, I will allow one beautiful woman to invite me for drinks.

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To anybody I hurt this year, I just wanna say you deserve it. Stop playing with me.

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Does anyone know the password to my work computer? Or how to do my job?

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In the 80s, if you woke up feeling thirsty, you could drink some of your waterbed.

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Why can’t more dumb people be shy?

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I withdraw my argument. I didn’t realize you had a meme to back you up.

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Egg nog was invented in Germany back in 1816 when Baron von Heldebrandt reportedly said “Hey guys, let’s get this custard drunk!”

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I have so many mood swings, I’m basically a swing now.

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The cheapest way to fly is off the handle.

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It doesn’t matter how bizarre your situation is. Somebody on Reddit already been there, done that.

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How coked up was the guy that came up with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

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Remember: when a band skips your city on tour, it is always personal and they always hate you specifically.

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I don’t wanna be dramatic but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

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According to the smoke alarm, the food is ready.

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“Machines will soon be as smart as people.” Ok, but which people?

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Share →: Just emerged from my Y2K bunker. Everybody okay?

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"Looks like the coast is clear! We made it through Y2K unscathed 😅🎉 Time to dust off those emergency supplies and rejoin civilization! #SurvivedY2K"
6 months ago
Share →: Every room is a panic room if someone farts.

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"Who needs security alarms when you have a natural defense system like that? 😱💨 Better hope your guests have strong noses and a good sense of humor! 😂 #PanicRoomActivated"
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Share →: You don’t scare me. You’re not those two minutes when I can’t find my wallet.

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"Facing your fears is all fun and games until you misplace your wallet for those intense two minutes of panic! 🤣💸 #WalletDrama"
6 months ago
Share →: I forgot how to panic. Help!

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"Looks like someone misplaced their panic button! 🚨 Maybe it's hiding out with your lost keys and missing socks? Don't worry, I'll help you find it… right after we check under the sofa cushions for your sanity! 🛋️😜"

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If I’m ever the problem, you’re the reason.

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You should just baseline mistrust every single politician at every level until they prove themselves worthy of liking.

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Some say the world will end in fire. Others say in ice. Coming up next, our expert panel breaks down the arguments for each side…

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Wonder what I should wear to World War III.

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I switched from coffee to orange juice and told my doctor I felt better. He said it’s the vitamin C and natural sugars, but I think it’s the vodka.

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Spice up your work day by drinking your coffee from a flask.

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According to your ex, what’s exactly wrong with you?

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Texas Chain Saw Massacre is full of plot holes. What happens to the victims when they die? Is there an afterlife?

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Deleted old Tweets just in case I date a very famous woman with rabid fans.

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Everyone is gangster until they’re asked to reveal a “fun fact” about themself as part of a work event icebreaker.

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I bought a 12 year old whiskey. His parents are furious.

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“Bluetooth or Insane?” is a fun game we all play when we see a lone person speaking out loud in public.

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I don’t understand how people use plastic wrap successfully.

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For my future, I wish for another planet and a ticket to get there.

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ALF is what happens when you are high on drugs in the 80s.

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I can admit that I am intrigued by people weirder than I am.

Just landed via Threads:

It’s this time again when you have to choose between coffee and mulled wine in the morning.

Just landed via WeChat:

What’s wrong with the people who come to visit on Sundays? Don’t they have a couch?

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Forget my browser history, when I finally pass from this earth, please delete my calculator history because it’s way more embarrassing.

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Hardly a day goes by without me being reminded that an academic degree has nothing to do with intelligence.

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