32 Funny paper quotes

• Teens be like, “You know that crumbled up piece of paper that’s been on the table all week? I need it for school.”

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  2 months ago

  crumbled, crumbled paper, desk, humor, i, know, messy, messy desk, need, paper, piece, procrastination, relatable, school, table, teen, teens, week

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  115 shares on WhatsApp this month.

• I ate my exam paper. Which means that pretty soon I’ll pass the test.

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  2 months ago

  eat, exam, humor, i, means, paper, pass, pretty, school, soon, student, test

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  26 shares on Slack this month.

• They charge you for the groceries and then they charge you for the toilet paper when you turn the groceries into poop. Open your eyes!

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  2 months ago

  charge, expenses, eyes, grocery, humor, money, observation, open, paper, poop, reality, toilet, toilet paper, turn

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  67 shares on WhatsApp this month.

• I am on my second week of biweekly pay so today I will be showing you how to make a quesadilla out of paper towels.

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  2 months ago

  am, biweekly, biweekly pay, cooking, DIY, financial, financial struggle, food, humor, i, paper, paper towel, pay, quesadilla, second, struggle, today, towel, week

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  39 shares on Facebook this month.

• Signatures are so unserious, just “pinky promise” for adults. Write your name in a silly little way on this very important piece of paper so we that we can send you to jail if you do anything wrong.

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  2 months ago

  adult, adults, anything, important, jail, just, little, name, paper, piece, pinky, pinky promise, promise, send, serious, signature, silly, wrong

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  44 shares on Slack this month.

• The question of whether an employer values its employees is sometimes answered by the toilet paper.

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  2 months ago

  employees, employer, humor, paper, question, relationship, toilet, toilet paper, value, workplace

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  99 shares on TikTok this month.

• The way time stretches between the moment you put your hands under the air dryer and the realization it is in fact a paper towel dispenser.

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  2 months ago

  air, air dryer, bathroom, dryer, fact, hands, humor, moment, paper, paper towel, put, realization, struggle, technology, time, towel

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  15 shares on Facebook this month.

• Anyone who thinks office jobs are harmless has never cut their finger on paper.

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  2 months ago

  cut, finger, harmless, humor, injury, job, life, never, office, office job, office life, paper, paper cut, workplace, workplace humor

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  111 shares on Facebook this month.

• I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.

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  2 months ago

  dream, dreams, frustration, hate, humor, i, lose, office, office humor, paper, pen, relatable, sanity, things, work

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  77 shares on Telegram this month.

• “How am I supposed to avoid Al when I’ve procrastinated on a paper?” With a night full of caffeine and nicotine like your forefathers, you babies.

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  3 months ago

  al, am, avoid, baby, caffeine, forefather, full, i, nicotine, night, paper, procrastination

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  11 shares on Pinterest this month.

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