Funny period quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  View →: Starting drama with me the week before my period is an absolutely terrible idea – for you.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Who called it a period tracker instead of a madvent calendar?
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  5 months ago

  View →: Starting my period on election day because I’m a true patriot who bleeds for this country.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Hey boy, are you my period? Because you’re annoying as hell but I still wanna see you regularly.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I call my period Shark week. I want to eat everything, I’m snapping at people, I feel huge, people are scared of me, and there is blood everywhere.
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  5 months ago

  View →: To all the people with grammatical issues, don’t worry, I also have problems with badly timed periods.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’ve been in a bad mood since like 2010.

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