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Who called it a period tracker instead of a madvent calendar?
3 months ago
Starting my period on election day because I’m a true patriot who bleeds for this country.
3 months ago
Hey boy, are you my period? Because you’re annoying as hell but I still wanna see you regularly.
3 months ago
I call my period Shark week. I want to eat everything, I’m snapping at people, I feel huge, people are scared of me, and there is blood everywhere.
3 months ago
To all the people with grammatical issues, don’t worry, I also have problems with badly timed periods.
3 months ago
I’ve been in a bad mood since like 2010.
3 months ago