22 Funny period quotes

• You will give your period 50 acres of prime pad, and it will still choose to encroach on your underwear.

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  50, care, choose, encroachment, give, humor, menstruation, pad, period, personal, personal care, prime, still, underwear

• We have now entered the void (25th December to 31st December).

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  1 week ago

  31st, Christmas, countdown, date, December, end, end of year, holiday, humor, new, new year, period, time, time period, void, year

• Controlling your emotions while on your period is an extreme sport.

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  1 week ago

  challenge, control, emotion, emotion control, emotions, extreme, extreme sport, humor, menstruation, mood, mood swings, period, sport, swings, while

• Why can’t periods just last for an hour? Like, you made your point, I’m not pregnant, you can leave now.

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  1 week ago

  cycle, frustration, health, hour, humor, joke, just, last, leave, menstruation, period, point, pregnancy, pregnant, time, why, women’s, women’s health

• “Are you getting your period?” God forbid I’m just evil.

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  1 week ago

  attitude, evil, getting, God, humor, just, mood, period, sarcasm

• The week before your period doesn’t make any sense… until you realize it’s the week before your period.

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  1 week ago

  before, cycle, hormonal, humor, menstrual, menstrual cycle, menstruation, mood, mood swings, period, realize, relatable, sense, swings, week, women

• Starting drama with me the week before my period is an absolutely terrible idea – for you.

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  1 week ago

  absolutely, before, drama, humor, idea, me, mood, mood swing, period, relationship, sarcasm, swing, terrible, warning, week, woman

• Who called it a period tracker instead of a madvent calendar?

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  2 weeks ago

  calendar, creativity, humor, joke, madvent, madvent calendar, menstruation, period, period tracker, tracker, tracking

• Starting my period on election day because I’m a true patriot who bleeds for this country.

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  2 weeks ago

  bleed, country, day, election, humor, irony, patriot, period, true

• Hey boy, are you my period? Because you’re annoying as hell but I still wanna see you regularly.

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  3 weeks ago

  annoying, boy, hell, i, joke, period, regular, relationship, see you, still

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