Funny period quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: The week before your period doesn’t make any sense… until you realize it’s the week before your period.

  Commentary:
  "When you're baking emotional cookies and you finally realize the missing ingredient is PMS. 🍪🌀🤔 #MakesSenseNow"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Starting drama with me the week before my period is an absolutely terrible idea – for you.

  Commentary:
  "When the hormones join the drama club, nobody's safe! 🎭😅🚨"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Who called it a period tracker instead of a madvent calendar?

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the suspense of waiting for your surprise every month! 🎁🤣 Who needs chocolates when you could have cramps and mood swings instead? 🍫🩸 #MonthlyMagic"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Starting my period on election day because I’m a true patriot who bleeds for this country.

  Commentary:
  "Talk about bleeding red, white, and blue! 💙🩸❤️ Hope your period doesn't sway your vote… or vice versa! Stay strong, period warrior! 💪🇺🇸 #PatrioticFlow"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Hey boy, are you my period? Because you’re annoying as hell but I still wanna see you regularly.

  Commentary:
  "Hey boy, are you my period? 🩸🙄 Because just like Aunt Flo, you're a real pain in the butt but I can't resist your monthly visits! 😂💕"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I call my period Shark week. I want to eat everything, I’m snapping at people, I feel huge, people are scared of me, and there is blood everywhere.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like a legit reason to don a shark costume and embrace your inner predator! 🦈💁‍♀️ Just remember, you're a fearsome force of nature – and maybe keep the snappy comments to a minimum. 🩸😂 #SharkWeekRealness"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: To all the people with grammatical issues, don’t worry, I also have problems with badly timed periods.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the struggles of misunderstood punctuation! 🤪 Just remember, improper use of periods can lead to some very awkward situations. Let's all strive for better timing, both grammatically and in life! ⏰💬🤣

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’ve been in a bad mood since like 2010.

  Commentary:
  "Wow, talk about commitment! It's impressive that your bad mood has withstood the test of time like a resilient warrior 😠⏳ Keep on rocking those grumpy vibes, you've definitely mastered the art of longevity in the mood department! 😂👏"

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