30 Funny phone call quotes

• You should get one IG story in addition to your one phone call when you’re arrested.

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  2 months ago

  arrest, arrested, call, communication, humor, ig, IG story, jail, life, media, modern, modern life, phone, phone call, should, social, social media, story

• Ouija boards are like unannounced phone calls for ghosts.

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  2 months ago

  activity, board, call, calls, fun, funny activity, ghost, ghosts, humor, ouija, Ouija Board, paranormal, paranormal humor, phone, phone call, spooky, spooky fun, unannounced, unannounced call

• Start every phone call with “My battery is at 5%” so you can hang up whenever you want.

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  2 months ago

  battery, call, conversation, every, excuse, hang, hang up, humor, phone, phone call, start, trick, want, whenever

• I miss the days when you could simply end a phone call by slamming the receiver down angrily.

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  2 months ago

  anger, call, communication, days, end, frustration, i, miss, nostalgia, phone, phone call, receiver, slam, technology

• Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the first twelve digits of pi.

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  2 months ago

  automated, automated phone system, call, customer, customer service, digit, digits, enter, frustration, humor, joke, math, math humor, phone, phone call, Pi, please, representative, service, speak, system

• Always remember, if you ever need me, I’m just several phone calls and unread texts away.

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  2 months ago

  always, away, call, communication, distance, ever, friendship, humor, just, me, need, need me, phone, phone call, remember, reminder, text, texts, unread, unread text

• We need an app where introverts can pay extroverts to make phone calls for them.

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  2 months ago

  anxiety, app, call, calls, communication, extrovert, humor, interaction, introvert, need, outsourcing, pay, phone, phone call, social, social anxiety, social interaction, technology, where

• When the salesman from the hearing aid company calls, I stay on the line and answer every question with ‘What?’

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  3 months ago

  aid, answer, call, calls, communication, company, every, hearing, hearing aid, humor, i, joke, line, misunderstanding, phone, phone call, prank, question, salesman, stay

• It’s a fabulous time to be alive if you love: verification codes, verifying your email, yelling ‘REAL PERSON’ into a phone at a robot, reading nightmarish news all day, every day, hot.

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  5 months ago

  alive, call, code, codes, day, email, email verification, every, fabulous, frustration, hot, humor, life, love, modern, modern life, news, nightmare, person, phone, phone call, reading, real, robot, time, verification, verification code, yelling

• My social circle is so small that when the phone rings, I know it’s scammers.

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  5 months ago

  call, circle, humor, i, know, loneliness, phone, phone call, rings, scammer, small, small circle, social, social circle

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