277 Funny phone quotes

• We all need to put the phone down, or it’s over for civilization.

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  3 weeks ago

  addiction, civilization, communication, detox, digital, digital detox, humor, media, need, over, phone, put, social, social media, technology

• Sorry for texting you back instantly. My phone was in my hand, and I’m mature and actually like you.

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  3 weeks ago

  actually, apology, back, communication, hand, humor, mature, maturity, phone, relationship, sorry, texting

• When I was a kid, no phones or tablets. We just read the cereal box at breakfast.

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  3 weeks ago

  box, breakfast, cereal, cereal box, childhood, humor, i, just, kid, nostalgia, phone, phones, read, reading, tablet, technology

• Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I never wanted to download the Microsoft Authenticator app on my personal phone to access every professional platform necessary to do my job.

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  3 weeks ago

  access, app, authentication, Authenticator, download, ever, every, girl, i, job, little, microsoft, Microsoft Authenticator, necessary, never, personal, phone, platform, professional, professional platform, security, wanted, work

• On my phone, you’ll never see contacts saved as ‘babe’ or ‘love.’ I save full names—first and last—like a government office.

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  3 weeks ago

  babe, communication, contact, contacts, full, full name, government, government office, humor, i, identity, love, name, never, nickname, office, phone, phone contact, relationship, save, saved, texting

• Right before rock bottom, you’ll have a city builder game on your phone.

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  3 weeks ago

  addiction, before, bottom, builder, casual, casual game, city, city builder, game, humor, mobile, mobile game, phone, procrastination, right, rock, rock bottom

• When the salesman from the hearing aid company calls, I stay on the line and answer every question with ‘What?’

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  3 weeks ago

  aid, answer, call, calls, communication, company, every, hearing, hearing aid, humor, i, joke, line, misunderstanding, phone, phone call, prank, question, salesman, stay

• Googling phone numbers you don’t recognize instead of actually answering the phone.

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  3 weeks ago

  actually, answering, answering phone, anxiety, call, Googling, habit, humor, modern, modern habit, number, numbers, phone, phone anxiety, phone number, procrastination, technology

• Television is better for you than phone. It is like vaping vs smoking.

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  3 weeks ago

  addiction, better, comparison, health, humor, media, phone, smoking, technology, television, vaping, vs

• For someone with a dry phone, I’m on it way too much.

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  3 weeks ago

  addiction, dry, dry phone, humor, much, phone, screen, screen time, someone, technology, time, too, usage

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